Your Daily DogScope for December 02, 2023
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Once burned, twice shy doesn't seem to apply to you. You keep trying to get a treat from someone immune to your charms. It's time to give up. If you ply your trade with another human, though, everything should be fine.
Taurus
Being by alone all day might make a lesser dog feel lazy. But you're up for your fitness routine under almost any circumstances. Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of -- wait a minute, does that remind you of someone you know?
Gemini
You're being pulled in opposite directions and you're not even on the leash. Focusing on your human and breaking free to have fun are the two ideas that need juggling. Try to keep all tennis balls in the air.
Cancer
When you and your human have differing ideas, you can be pretty sure which end of the leash prevails. You're tempted to upset the domestic apple cart today by challenging that assumption. Be smooth about it.
Leo
You like being fed, but sometimes a dog has to take their needs into their own paws. Whether it's foraging for crumbs under the table or doing some old-fashioned hunting, you're taking care of yourself today.
What do the planets say about your love life? Receive cosmic advice with your Daily Love Horoscope.
Virgo
Indecision? What's indecision? If your owner doesn't go for the leash right away or give you a treat at the first hint, consider it nothing more than a minor setback. Don't waiver until they're won over.
Libra
You can't be all things to all people, or even all things to one person. Let your owner do some flirting. They need to balance their time with you with something more on the human side of the scale.
Scorpio
The doghouse and everything in it is outside your awareness today. If you're not sleeping, then simply pay no attention to what's going on around you. Let yourself be an introvert.
Sagittarius
It's not always fun and games at the dog park. Sometimes you just have to lay down the law. Other dogs look for you to do the dirty work. It's either come up with the right answer or put up a fight.
Capricorn
If challenging your authority figures has become your career work, then it's time to come up with a few more productive projects. Try being a good dog for a change. The biscuits alone make it worth the effort.
Aquarius
The dog park, your basket, even the car -- it's all become so familiar that it's hard to get excited about. You long to experience something new. Your motto for the day is, be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it.
Pisces
You're taking out the trash, in your own special way. Drag the all the old bones to the curb today, and throw in any chew toys or shoes that no longer hold your interest. Just be careful how you eye the cat.
Are you meant to be? Find out with our Love Compatibility Report!