Your Daily DogScope for December 03, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Humans have all the fun toys: computers, cell phones, cars. But without access to their rapid means of communication, you'll have to make some decisions on your own. Your humans will get the message when they get home.
Taurus
Your humans have no idea why you bark at nothing. They don't understand that you are throwing your opinions to the wind. You can only hope that like seeds, they'll take root in another dog's yard.
Gemini
Being all bark and no bite is fine. In fact, it's expected. So when a human encourages you to follow through, they are acting out of line. Look to your owner for your defense, not your teeth.
Cancer
Tables are turned. Now it's your owner who's walking on the wild side a bit. It's up to you to guide the walk, with or without your human's knowledge, so pull the leash in the appropriate direction.
Leo
You and your canine colleagues have a completely different way to judging things. Humans are just not impressed with the same thing. Do some brainstorming. You're sure to find a way to amaze them.
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Virgo
It may not be apparent to those who walk upright, but a small dog has a big philosophy. I yap, therefore I am. It's perfectly logical as far as you're concerned.
Libra
You don't need to come up with something new to be interesting. Communicating your innermost self is the same, day after day. It may not hold the interest of humans, but your pooch pals are riveted.
Scorpio
If you consider things a bit, you'll see that there are plenty of ways to soothe your owner's emotions. But one thing will not be assuaged, and you know what it is. Do it at your own peril.
Sagittarius
Your owner sees the big picture, but things on a smaller level are left ignored. You'll have to be their bifocals if you want their big plans to work out on a daily basis.
Capricorn
Guarding the house is your job, and you don't need anyone micromanaging it. You decide who to bark at, and not just when your human is bored playing police.
Aquarius
Your relationship with the mailman has been a sizzling one, but now it's fizzling out. They've come up with a unique way to deliver the goods without waking you. On to other things.
Pisces
Some owners like one dog, some two and a few three. Not many humans want many more than that. That's why the dog run can be a bit overwhelming for some, so be on your best behavior if you want to return.
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