Your Daily DogScope for December 16, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Your tenacity goes a long way in fetch, but when it comes to begging it's a bit much. Giving it a rest is impossible, though, so don't be surprised if your human goes on a diet.
Taurus
You think your love transcends such terrestrial things as leashes and collars. You human may agree but the law doesn't. You can't charm you way past them, so just acquiesce.
Gemini
You can stop in your tracks, growl, or simply bonk heads. Whichever approach you take, the other dog will have a different one. That's what happens when you cross paths.
Cancer
Dogs are good at self-nurturing, so why are you constantly going to the vet? Just indulge your owner on this one. It's their way of taking good care of you, so they can feel good about themselves.
Leo
You're not the only one with a passion for travel. You can't equate the open road with suitcases, but your human can make the connection. You're going along this time, but you'll only smell the asphalt from the window.
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Virgo
You're the master at getting out of only a crack, but this time the way is blocked. If you can't rush out, you'll have to do it the old fashioned way, with collar and leash.
Libra
If you have no insight into what set it off, then this is a dog fight you'll have again and again. Put some thought into just what launched it, so you can stay grounded the next time.
Scorpio
If it looks too good to be true then it probably is just doesn't translate into dog. There's no risk involved as far as you're concerned, so wolf it down.
Sagittarius
You've made it to first the couch, then the bed. You've had doggy treats, then human treats. It seems there's no limit to how far you can push the envelope, so keep right on begging.
Capricorn
Be careful which dog you choose. If you pester a puppy you might get nipped, but if you badger the alpha you'll be put in your place with unconscious speed.
Aquarius
Push for unity. If you want to be closer to the humans in the doghouse, you'll have to emphasize your similar values. Just how you illustrate them is up to you.
Pisces
Your owner is in one sense like your boss, and in another sense like your partner. But whichever they appear to you to be, it's important to pay attention. Do even more listening than usual.
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