Your Daily DogScope for December 21, 2022

Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

First one dog yaps, then another, then another, then another. How can you be heard above the chorus? Be either loud or unique, or your participation won't be of much use.

Taurus

Your approach is a bit unconventional. Screwball, even. But that doesn't mean it won't work. Be sure to target the most eccentric two-legged creature you can spot, and there are plenty.

Gemini

If you've given up on begging for a while, it might be time to reconsider. The time off has made your human that much more vulnerable to your approach.

Cancer

You used to be fearful of others, but you're breaking out of your shell. Congratulations on seeing the light in other dogs. In two-legged terms it's called humanity, and you'll have to make up your own translation.

Leo

Is the leash holding you back? Don't get frustrated. Come up with good solutions. There's as much to smell to the left and right of you as there is ahead.

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Virgo

If only your owner could act out some of their hidden personality traits on somebody else. If they are a thwarted scientist, they'll have to make all their discoveries around you. It's great if they're edible, but not so great if they're wearable.

Libra

You always have one suggestion to make, and that's, Let's play. Someone takes you up on your offer for a change, so get ready for a good time.

Scorpio

There's no harmony at home. You're the type that can sense an earthquake long before it rumbles, or an argument for that matter. At least there are no such things as unexpected outbursts.

Sagittarius

It's easy to believe in One Earth, One People when you're the underdog. But what if you were the one who was eating steak at the table? Would you really throw your food to the dogs?

Capricorn

Your pack is hardly a good-old-boy network. It's by, for and of the dogs, and that goes for both sexes. If it's starting to get a little lop side, it's not much fun for anyone.

Aquarius

Slowly but surely, you're getting there. It was taking so long it seemed more like karma, but you're finally learning a lesson, right here in this lifetime.

Pisces

No matter how good you are, you'll still get shouted out of the park. The non-dog owners win today, whether you're a biter or a pacifist.

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