Your Daily DogScope for January 08, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Pressing matters are all finally taken care of. There's nothing urgent on your owner's schedule and that makes you the ideal focus of their attention. Whether you loll around together or drag them out for a romp is up to you. The day is wide open.
Taurus
Recent defeats make it seem like arrogance is an odd choice, but that's only to dogs who don't understand your core personality. You'll always be top dog in your own heart, no matter who dominates you at the dog park. Go ahead; act pompous.
Gemini
You could debate the merits of the mail until the cows come home, but what good would it really do at the end of the day? Some things never change no matter how much barking you do. The mail is just the tip of the iceberg.
Cancer
Really, what's so outrageous about eating food that's not meant for you when your mouth is table height? The humans are all up in arms about your so-called bad behavior when all you're doing is the sensible thing. Don't waste time trying to explain yourself.
Leo
You have all the good qualities any owner could want in a dog but one. Willpower is the only thing you're seriously lacking, with an emphasis on the word seriously. You'll have to count on your human to know what's right for you when it comes to anything to do with proportions.
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Virgo
Being flexible is a great strategy, to a point. You have too much happening in the doghouse to make good use of it today. The only place that's a safe bet is your basket, so snuggle up early and stay in it late.
Libra
Your owner's head is in the clouds and they're overlooking a lot of details. This can work to your advantage without much creativity on your part. A door left ajar, a gate open -- is there anything more you really need to know?
Scorpio
A small amount of power has gone to your head. Just because the cat bristles at the sight of you doesn't mean the neighborhood bully will. It's still wise to avoid the junkyard dog, no matter how big your ego is getting.
Sagittarius
Some people don't realize that dogs have a sense of humor. Just because you can't laugh outwardly doesn't mean you're not laughing on the inside. Your pals have you in stitches today. Enjoy the good fun and don't bother enlightening the humans.
Capricorn
You can't guard all of your belongings at once, so just focus on the ones that really matter. They may not be the ones other dogs want but they're the ones you'd howl over if they were gone. It goes without saying they walk on two legs and don't squeak when chewed.
Aquarius
It would be pretty amazing if you could control most of your impulses. In fact, it would be extraordinary. Your human's expectations are simply way too high, and they're going to find that out the hard way. Life is a lot easier for you once their lesson is learned.
Pisces
You can let yourself get lost in thought or drift off to cloud nine, but only under one condition. If you continue guarding the castle, there's no reason you can't let your thoughts wander where they may. If not, don't let yourself get carried away in daydreams.
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