Your Daily DogScope for January 11, 2023
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
You pulled your owner out of some deep doo-doo of the subliminal variety. If only everyone knew how quickly love and affection heal deep emotions. Pat yourself on the back if your human doesn't.
Taurus
Sparks fly, and not the good kind. Don't get pulled into any dogfights, especially those caused by jealousy. There are plenty of chew toys, Frisbees and owners to go around.
Gemini
Slow down. You've checked out many dogs, but is that what really counts? It's quality over quantity today, so take the time to be thorough while you have the opportunity.
Cancer
You'll be surprised how much mileage you can get from your owner's indecision. Not sure which way to pull? Any way will do the trick, as long as you're the one deciding just how far to go.
Leo
Don't waste time looking at things deeply, and don't let your owner do it, either. Just go for it. The walk will work itself out, but only if you force each other to take the first step.
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Virgo
It's not a perfect world, and you don't have a perfect owner. Once you accept those truths, you'll realize just how good you do have it. Enjoy the walks you get, the chow you get and the love you get.
Libra
It feels like a whirly bird game. Your owner should be taking you for a walk, but it's going to be the other way around. That's selfish and selfless at the same time.
Scorpio
People are drawn to you today, and not just for your cuteness but for your strength. It's nice to be cuddled but even better to be respected. Enjoy.
Sagittarius
Don't let your active subconscious keep you in the doghouse. The best way to banish your doubts is to interact with other dogs, so get out there and join the melee.
Capricorn
The cute pack, the brute back. It's a good day to decide once and for all which friends you want to keep. The choice is easy once you look at all the details.
Aquarius
Having an audience has its benefits. You get to feel useful, even if it's only for the amusement of others. So enjoy the laughs, and then insist on biscuits.
Pisces
You love to be of service to your human, no doubt about it. But when it comes to being treated like a doormat by other dogs, you're right to wonder. Being wishy-washy is a good first sign.
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