Your Daily DogScope for January 21, 2023
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
If it ain't broke, don't fix it. You don't have any real problems in your life right now, so keep on walking the same path and eating the same chow, without complaint.
Taurus
The pack beckons. Why not spend time with dogs you have something in common? Don't hang with masses of pooches, but a manageable group is preferable to going solo.
Gemini
You'll finally blow your reputation for being calm, cool and collected if you're not extra careful. It's just not worth it. Don't let a dogfight ruin your reputation, especially if your opponent is just a teacup.
Cancer
You and your buddies know intuitively how to spend an excellent day together. You don't need any advice here, other than to continue being in tune with your packmates.
Leo
Fancy leashes and shiny collars don't sway you, but your owner is another story. They're impressed with all that glitters. Just why is not clear, but you'll be made to suffer wearing them.
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Virgo
Everything is changing around you, and that includes your schedule. Make the most of it. The details can be maddening, but if you play your cards right, you'll end up with more walks, more often.
Libra
Your owner is on a perfection rampage again. Keep your head down if you want to be avoided. Once they set their sites on you, there will be no avoiding the whole beautification process.
Scorpio
Manipulating your owner is an art but it's also a science. Get your technique down before you try pulling out the big guns. Earning a fantasy dinner is not as mysterious as it seems.
Sagittarius
There's no point in waiting for the second shoe to drop, because the fist one hasn't even hit the ground. It's on you to get your owner revved up to start the day. The more shocking, the better.
Capricorn
You separate the good dogs from the bad dogs on intuition alone, but for someone reason no one is impressed. Just because they aren't keeping score doesn't mean you should stop listening to your gut.
Aquarius
You are pushing your owner to the very limit! No pedigree can be worth the effort your human is exerting. It's time to be compassionate for a change, and give your human a breather.
Pisces
Moving the a new neighborhood is not the only way to start over. Reinvent yourself at your regular dog park. All it takes is some raised fur and a menacing look to be taken seriously for change.
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