Your Daily DogScope for July 12, 2023
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Beware. When your owner starts cooking and cleaning, faster and faster, you know something's got to give. Don't wait for that point. Let yourself be their emotional outlet. Demand a long walk.
Taurus
The squeaky wheel gets the oil. If you look happy and content while the humans socialize over food, then don't expect many table scraps. Practice putting on your most yearning mask before the big event.
Gemini
It's the same thing every year. Your humans get tight with money right about now. Reality is setting in or the bills are arriving. But whatever the reason, expect people in the doghouse to act a bit moody.
Cancer
You'll turn over a new leaf, be a good dog from now on, only reveal your domesticated self. Actually, why promise your humans the moon and the stars? Put responsibility for your high energy right where it actually belongs, on their shoulders.
Leo
Your persistence will eventually pay off, but at what price? Is a biscuit really worth all the goodwill in the doghouse? You have to draw the line somewhere. Give that some deep thought.
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Virgo
Cut your humans some slack. They're social animals, too. It shouldn't mystify you that they need time with their friends, sans canines. Count yourself lucky that these gatherings don't happen more often.
Libra
If you're like a dog with a bone, it's because, well, you're a dog with a bone. Nothing and no one can distract your from this delicious pet project. Friends and family will just have to wait.
Scorpio
What's the best treat you can imagine, in your wildest dreams? Try not to control it; just let your imagination go. What, it's a pat on the back from your favorite human? Then it's a good day to get exactly what you want.
Sagittarius
You can only be so flexible. It's time to admit that some relationships just don't work. Your energies are different, and that's just for starters. Whether it's the dog walker or the neighbor, slip your collar and say goodbye.
Capricorn
New car smell is all the rage. For humans, that is. You could take care of the problem in your own, special way, but that would ruin it for your owners. Whether it's really a car or just a new basket, take your time getting used to it instead.
Aquarius
Give up on organizing your thoughts. It's just not happening, no matter how hard you concentrate. Focus on your feelings instead. They're much more understandable, and much more in need of organizing.
Pisces
Not sure why you're no longer earning the big biscuits? Your performances are, well, less entertaining than they used to be. It's time to put on a brand-new show. Start rehearsing.
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