Your Daily DogScope for July 13, 2023
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
It goes without saying meat is almost ruined by any kind of cooking, but you'd still wolf it down, even after some serious scorching. You'll get a piece just the way you like it today, raw, but only if you act fast. It pays to be impulsive.
Taurus
You live for power struggles with other dogs, but watching your owners go through them makes you squirm. Be tolerant, to a point, before deciding when to drag them away. Consider yourself the ultimate arbitrator.
Gemini
Relax. Let your owners get into a bit of back and forth without getting your fur up about it. Trust your gut. You'll be able to tell the difference between some fun debating and something more serious if and when the time comes.
Cancer
Begging under the table makes you feel like a bargain-basement dog. You deserve everything served on the tablecloth and then some. Let your humans know just how you feel. Go ahead, be outrageous.
Leo
Your humans are your celebrities, and you're happy to bask in the warmth of their glow. But being one of their posse just isn't enough today. It may take some creativity, but be sure you spend some time with your real pack.
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Virgo
It's good not to brag, if you happen to walk upright. But for those without opposing thumbs, the more you strut your stuff, the better off you are. Some are beginning to treat you as the underdog. Go ahead, start showing off.
Libra
All you can see is yourself, crowned alpha. But if you take a look at the bigger picture, the role might not be quite so appealing. Do you really want all the other dogs looking to you for answers? Maybe what you need is more along the lines of a tiara and a bow.
Scorpio
Your human can be a bit of a problem sometimes. Not today. In fact, you'll be left to watch your back yourself. You might not be sure at first which is worse, but by the end of the day you'll most definitely have an opinion.
Sagittarius
You can be a very lucky dog today if you play your cards right. But a bit of caution is beneficial if you don't want to end up one of the three-legged, one-eyed variety.
Capricorn
Something is bringing out the worst in your human, and it's not doggy business for a change. It's funny business, and there's nothing funny about it. But it's not up to you to save them this time, unless simply be your loving self counts.
Aquarius
Some humans just expect too much from you if they want you to be wonderfully well behaved, 24-7. If you kept your impulses in check for five minutes, it would be extraordinary. Don't bother trying any harder or longer than that.
Pisces
Scaring off an intruder is your best fantasy and it could become reality. Missing your big opportunity because you're too busy daydreaming about it would be the ultimate irony. Keep your mind from wandering.
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