Your Daily DogScope for July 28, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
All your barking finally pays off. Communication goes from a snail's pace to rapid when you human starts making phone calls. Be prepared for change, which could be a shock; you've gotten used to all that complaining.
Taurus
What are you going to do with all that intense energy? There's no need to think about it -- just rush out and spend it. You can shop around for just the right type of exercise another time; today, figure eights will do the trick.
Gemini
Don't be flighty. You won't get anywhere if you don't have follow through. Stick to one goal at a time. If you want out, whine like mad, and if you want a treat, drool a river.
Cancer
You can turn around multiple times in your own basket, but when it comes to the fancy goods, you need to be a bit more careful. Things such as drapes cost some chips, Cancer, so avoid them at all cost.
Leo
There's no such thing as being greedy in the dog world. Go for it, wolf down as much chow as you can hold before another dog does. If that means overindulging, then so be it.
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Virgo
To leave you owner's back unprotected, well, that's just a foreign notion to you. You'd guard your human until hell froze over if you had to. You'll be tempted to look away, but keep focused.
Libra
It's not true that anything goes in the dog world. There is a type of etiquette. Dog courtesy is different from human courtesy but just as necessary. You'll have to exercise yours today.
Scorpio
How could you avoid being attached to your human? It would be impossible. Your fuzzy toy is horse of a different color though. Don't despair if it goes missing; it will be fine without you, wherever it is.
Sagittarius
Face it: Life without liberty can be a grind. It's true you spend all of your time out of the house on the leash, but if you look at the smaller picture, you'll see plenty of freedom while you're inside.
Capricorn
You'll be so busy you'll hardly remember to relax. At the end of the day you'll be sleeping like a rock, but who will be guarding the house? A bit of faith in your good karma will have to get you through the night safely.
Aquarius
Boredom is easily cured, although it can give you a brain freeze. Shake it off by learning new tricks. Your owner would be more than happy to put you through some new paces.
Pisces
Who knew your owner could be so artistic? First she's writing poetry and making creative dinners, and now she's moving on to you. Get ready for some fancy canine wear, like it or not.
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