Your Daily DogScope for March 14, 2023
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Working well in groups has paid off for you. You and your inner circle are the aristocrats of the pack, the creme de la creme. You know fur has nothing to do with it, but your owner just doesn't get it.
Taurus
You and your owner aren't exactly two peas in a pod today. In fact, you might be more like Mutt and Jeff. But even if one of you is radical and the other conservative, you just won't rub each other the wrong way.
Gemini
Sometimes all it takes is learning one new trick and your whole brain expands. Is it really that easy to become radically changed or is the feeling an illusion? Try it and find out.
Cancer
How can your owner remain so aloof in the face of all your slobber? It's a mystery, but one you'll never unravel. In the mean time, find a different way to get the goods.
Leo
It seems like there are nothing but clashes at the dog park. Like most relationship issues, egos play a big part. Find a different approach. Put your puppy love out front instead.
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Virgo
Your regular way of doing things may be different. Instead of barking at the mailman, you may find your tail wagging. Be open minded to a whole new world view.
Libra
Why does your owner speak gibberish? You can understand some commands but not others. Figure out a way to have fun with it all. If you hear heel, sit. And if you hear stay, roll over.
Scorpio
You may not have learned this lesson yet, but the major drawback of a new couch is, you're not welcome on it. So when your owner starts getting the urge to redecorate, drag them out for a walk instead.
Sagittarius
Don't miss circle time at the dog park. The pow wow is as much an exchange of ideas as it is of scents. So keep an open mind and try to connect.
Capricorn
Plans for a radically different kind of walk won't go well, so don't bother pulling hard in an unusual direction. But if you keep it all subtle, you and your owner will both be in for a pleasant surprise.
Aquarius
High energy and lots of excitement -- that's nothing new. But your vision of what to do with it all is. Try to communicate it to your owners. They'll listen today.
Pisces
Be careful with your feelings. The whole day could get sucked into a vortex of loneliness if you let it. Dreaming about other dogs may be second best but it's better than nothing.
What do the planets say about your love life? Receive cosmic advice with your Daily Love Horoscope.