Your Daily DogScope for March 16, 2024

Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

Exercise first thing in the morning and before the basket at night just isn't enough for a dog like you. You'll be bouncing off the walls all day with nobody to notice but the neighbors. You can count on them to relay the news.

Taurus

Don't be too pompous as you make your rounds. The moment you're sure your human will back you up is the moment you realize you're on your own, literally. Your best friend for today is the leash.

Gemini

You're filled with good ideas, but no one is ever going to take them seriously unless you do. Table scraps and long walks are more than the stuff of fantasies. Focus on perfecting the message.

Cancer

If you can't bear to wait for your owner's return, then count down the time fantasizing about it. Picture it in your mind's eye: the ecstatic welcome, the parade out the door in your fancy gear. The future is now.

Leo

You want nothing more than to bask in the radiance of your human's presence. Funny thing is, another dog feels the very same way about you. Enjoy being part of the modern-day food chain.

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Virgo

If there's anything that makes dogs and humans able to live so well together, it's flexibility. You both know it's a two-way street, so why are you always on one end of the leash? It's time to assert your right to steer.

Libra

Exactly how your day plays out isn't what matters. How you feel about it is. Nothing can change your love of life, not even the most annoying of details. Enjoy an excellent day.

Scorpio

When your owner gets stressed, they like to retreat into their own thoughts, and that has you feeling left out. Getting their attention makes perfect sense, as long as you do it the right way. Gentle affection is in; flamboyance is out of the question.

Sagittarius

Your owner is feeling quite generous with their time in the morning. That's an exercise in procrastination more than anything else, but you're more than happy to gobble up the surprise bonus. Be prepared for it to delay their return.

Capricorn

You are your most prized possession. Everyone wants your company today, but you only have so much to go around. Your human gets the biggest share of your attention, and the rest gets doled out from there.

Aquarius

You're at the point where a bit of creativity can still propel you through the day. A bit of it goes a long way. Enjoy it before you hit the doldrums.

Pisces

There's not much you can do to keep your owner from getting all tied in knots over problems with coworkers, especially when you've never even met them. But you can keep their mind off it at the end of the day. In fact, you excel at just that.

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