Your Daily DogScope for March 20, 2023
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
You can't always be agreeable and charming. When steak is involved, you have to be more forceful. Meat isn't the issue here but the approach will come in handy.
Taurus
When your owner walks in the door, your energy levels are at opposite extremes. You're full of it, while they are depleted. It's hard to imagine how one can relate to another, but you'll both benefit from a long walk.
Gemini
Your owner can strike up a conversation with just about anyone, and without much thought. That may be one of their human charms, but it sure gets in the way of a good walk. If you want to make tracks, you'll have to pull.
Cancer
Stuck at a dinner party? Don't stay in your basket and miss all the table scraps. If you can charm your owner you can charm other humans, too, so circulate.
Leo
There are no two ways about it. Your owner has the final word, right or wrong. So if you want to do something on the Bad Dog list, wait until you have the doghouse to yourself.
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Virgo
You know how to express your ideas. In fact, you express and express and express them. But getting them understood is the other half of the equation, so try to use human-ese.
Libra
Staying away from other people's food is a big challenge. It's downright magnetic. But begging for it will be a definite faux-pas, so try to follow human etiquette.
Scorpio
You're used to thinking of other dogs are stronger forces, but that's all in your head. You could travel up the totem pole by simply understanding this: the outcome of each and every dog fight is up to you.
Sagittarius
You go from being overlooked to being examined with a fine-toothed comb. It's one extreme or the other, but you can pull the attention back to the middle by simply being affectionate.
Capricorn
Safety is the last thing on your mind when in the woods, but it shouldn't be. You're more domesticated than you realize, so stay close to your human.
Aquarius
Old relatives expect the worst of you, even though your bad behavior is a thing of the past. It will take a while to live down your puppy days, but in the meantime, you'll have to put up with their attitude.
Pisces
You may not be able to read the poetry but you can smell the dinner. Someone is getting through to your owner, as you are well aware. Check them out thoroughly before you become the third wheel.
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