Your Daily DogScope for October 23, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Today's not the day to be a guide dog. You need to be guided yourself. That's okay, Aries. Let your human take over because you don't have an independent thought in your head.
Taurus
You'll have to be diplomatic when you run into dogs from other packs. It's the only way to be, Taurus. You may even win a few over, so get ready for your numbers to swell.
Gemini
You would enjoy a lot more action if you found yourself a partner or two. Go ahead, reinvent the wheel, but forming a pack is the safest and most fun way for any dog to socialize.
Cancer
It's hard when your packmates act obnoxious, but it's not an insurmountable problem. Give etiquette education a try before jumping ship. Only switch packs if all else fails.
Leo
The travel flea has bitten you again. Take a good look around before you decide to hit the road, though, Leo. Is your collar on? Does it have your name and number? You get the idea.
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Virgo
All you want to do is rush off to the dog park, but your pesky owner has other plans. It's another bath, or a brushing at the very least. Even you have to admit it will leave you with extra energy for romping.
Libra
You're no intellectual, but suddenly you're exploring high ideals, such as right and wrong. Other dogs have no such thoughts, so keep your eyes on your rawhide if you can do that and think at the same time.
Scorpio
It was an impulse, but that's no excuse. It's called a risk because there could be a pay off, or there could be consequences. You got stuck with the consequences, but it won't teach you a lesson.
Sagittarius
Admiration and friendship are two different things, Sag. Do you want packmates, or do you want dogs to hold you in awe? You can't have it both ways.
Capricorn
Your owner has high expectations. Even a good dog like you can only be so obedient. It doesn't seem possible that you'll earn praise, but keep behaving to your own high standards and you will.
Aquarius
Your buddies used to resemble you, but now it's like an episode of the odd couple. Have you changed or have they? Hard to say, Aquarius, but it's time to join a new pack.
Pisces
How can you do the right thing when you're completely ignorant of the issues? That's what you would tell your owner if you had lips that worked. In the meantime, why resist the trash?
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