Your Daily DogScope for September 01, 2023
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Your earning ability seems to be going down, but it has nothing to do with you and everything to do with your owner's finances. Everything is being cut way back, even the biscuits. But keep doing your best tricks just the same.
Taurus
If your human is being more indulgent than usual, just soak it up and don't ask why. But if you must know, it is a means of overcompensating. Things in other areas of the human stratum are a bit dicey.
Gemini
When you see your owner getting ready to get ready, you tackle the issue head on. If you can make a pest of yourself while they're trying to get out the door, then why avoid other issues that are causing anxiety?
Cancer
Socializing is just what you need to turn your mood around. You get an unexpected visit during lunch, and it turns into quite a party. You may have a hard time settling back down to loneliness and boredom.
Leo
You and your owner are both show offs, but different things make your pride and vanity flare. When what strikes you as a status symbol hits your human differently, get ready for trouble, or a bath.
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Virgo
It's your owner's turn to be analytical or deep for a change. While they're taking over the reins, let your own mind be as carefree as your body. Run off on your own while they wax philosophical.
Libra
Food is the currency of choice today, and so much more. It represents friendship, hospitality or even equality. And you shouldn't have to do any begging to get it, as it will be given to you with ease.
Scorpio
Try to let go emotionally, especially first thing in the morning. You can spend the rest of the day regaining your fierce sense of attachment. By the time your owner returns, you'll be ready to spring.
Sagittarius
It's true you live to oblige certain people, but it's also true you work for food. Being of service has its rewards and all, but unless biscuits are involved, tricks don't qualify as a form of assistance.
Capricorn
You're nothing if not economical. But a certain toy has done its duty and then some. Face the facts and say goodbye. Then ignite a romance all over again with its replacement.
Aquarius
You're not content to sit back and watch a sizzling affair. You want to be right in the middle of all the action. Make yourself the third wheel, and of course demand the doggy bag.
Pisces
You're not particularly artistic. That doesn't mean you can't sense some creativity around you. Your intuition is picking up something unusual, even if the reason why your owner is doing it is beyond you.
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