Your Daily DogScope for September 30, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
You not only have ambitions, you have visions of glory. But you'll never achieve your goals if you don't work well with other dogs. The only way to become alpha is with the support of your pack.
Taurus
Now that the power struggles have been smoothed over, there's no more room in your pack for dogs who try to get a rise out of others. That kind of weirdness is so yesterday. Join your packmates in ignoring them.
Gemini
Humans can be very influenced by each other, and your human has been radically changed. It's not all bad. In fact, the couch, the long walks and the treats were all suggestions of another person.
Cancer
It's mush, mush, mush, and yet some dogs are like weights on a fishing line. Not all dogs have as much fun in a group walk as you do, and their aloof attitude is proof.
Leo
You know the old joke about patience. You may not be a donkey, but asking to go out over and over has the same effect. Find a different approach. Make your human crave outings.
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Virgo
How can your human be so critical of your home schooling ideas? Heck, you were just trying to learn something new. Because they're left cleaning up after you is no reason to be so down on you.
Libra
If you're not getting anywhere in the romance front, try something new. If your target is a smart pooch, try being intellectually impressive. Pull out all the stops and show off all of your tricks.
Scorpio
That old urge is back. Yup, you want to redecorate the dog house. Dragging blankets around won't be permanent, but you can enjoy the effect until the folks come home.
Sagittarius
Your owner should keep an open mind about you. Why give up on an old dog? You're still capable of comprehending new ideas. Impress your human with one on your own.
Capricorn
Want to explore new paths? Be cautious. Don't stray too far from the usual route. This family, the four walls and the roof are keepers.
Aquarius
Your ideas are excellent. Now you need to figure out how to communicate them. Coming up with them was smart, but getting the message across would be brilliant.
Pisces
Ah, you were enjoying a lazy afternoon nap when a bad dream popped into your head. Suddenly you were surrounded by other dogs. Don't let a silly nightmare ruin a trip to the dog park.
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