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Your Daily FoodScope for April 14, 2022

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Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!

Aries

Today offers excellent opportunities to rest, relax and recharge your batteries - even if just a few minutes. Don't get caught up in time-consuming or chores. The only thing you'll want to get involved with will be making a big pot of shrimp jambalaya. Those chores can wait until tomorrow.

Taurus

You may be feeling a bit peaked today. But there are delicious and soothing natural ways to get back on your feet. A banana smoothie sweetened with honey will hydrate your system as it floods your body with depleted magnesium, potassium and electrolytes. And that's always a good thing.

Gemini

Your partner will crack the whip today, forcing you to attend to those long-neglected chores. You'll bristle at their sudden authoritarian bent, but the rewards will be great. While you're dealing with your tasks, your partner will be in the kitchen preparing a delicious meal for when you're done.

Cancer

Your family's negative moods could throw the whole day upside down. They'll be so intense that they'll threaten to encroach on your own chipper disposition. So take action to keep things from escalating out of control. Preparing a big Shepherd's pie will make you part of the solution and not the problem.

Leo

You'll proudly display the results of your latest fitness routine today. But showing up to brunch in a tight little number will look more pathetic than athletic. So display the nutrition that helped get you that way instead. People would rather witness you eating a salad than see you in an outfit that borders on pornographic.

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Virgo

Reward yourself for a week of hard work by doing absolutely nothing today. Guilt won't be a problem as you crash on the couch or swing in the hammock. You'll have to exert some effort later in the day, though. The phone isn't going to order dinner all by itself, you know.

Libra

Things at home won't be balanced as you're the only one doing any work. So dole out the chores to the rest of the family. They'll grumble at first, but their enthusiasm will grow when you pledge a reward of grilled cheeseburgers and hot dogs for dinner. Just make sure you deliver on your promise or a mutiny may be at hand.

Scorpio

Your family will override your plans for a vegetarian-like dinner today. They'll have other ideas, like pizza. So throw your hands up and let them take care of things. You'll be surprised when they bake white pizzas topped with your favorite veggies. See? It is possible to have the best of both worlds.

Sagittarius

You'll want to combine your love of music and cooking by performing original songs as you cook up a storm. But the reaction of your guests might be mixed. They'll love your grilled ahi steaks with peach salsa. It's your singing that they won't particularly care for.

Capricorn

Errands and chores may take longer than expected today, and you'll watch your day quickly melt away. But it won't be a total loss if you meet friends for dinner in the evening. A raucous Irish pub will be the place to be, and you'll finish the day with fun, laughter and plenty of lamb stew and Irish beer.

Aquarius

Your children will waste the entire day playing video games if you don't get involved. So take them out for a day at the park, zoo or the beach. The chance to bond with them will be wonderful, as well as the fried chicken and biscuits dinner you'll make for them when you get home.

Pisces

Give your kids a valuable life lesson today by showing them the basics of cooking. Teaching them how to make easy meals like quesadillas, lasagna or chili will have them feeling grown-up, and you may even come home some night next week to find that dinner is served.

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