Your Daily FoodScope for August 28, 2022

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Aries

Your moods will be so intense today there's a danger of spontaneous combustion. It may be best to keep to yourself. People will think it's pathetic when they see you eating pizza slices by yourself at lunch. But they may never realize that you're doing it for the good of mankind.

Taurus

Impatient people will get on your nerves today as they try to rush you along. They'll tell you time is money, but you won't care. Deal with as best you can. Later, in the comfort of your home, you'll find peace in a big meatloaf dinner, which you'll take your good sweet time in enjoying.

Gemini

You'll express deep feelings to someone special today. Alas, you two won't be on the same wavelength. This unexpected turn could put you in a tailspin. But don't bury your misery in fattening foods. A healthy salmon dinner could be a valuable metaphor today, as there are plenty of fish in the sea.

Cancer

You may need to slow things to a crawl today. Reducing your speed will produce better results than racing along. This philosophy will come in handy later in the day. That's when you'll savor the subtle flavors of a big bowl of French onion soup, and wonder why you never before noticed how good it really is.

Leo

You could be sitting on a volcano of potential and not even know it. But something could rouse you into realization today, perhaps something equally as fiery. That something could be a jalapeno-laced burrito, but that stirring deep inside will actually be heartburn.

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Virgo

You won't know the real from the fake today. But you'll make it your mission to find out. Further investigation may reveal some shocking truths. You'll eventually realize what your thought were hamburgers are actually made of tofu, and they're not half bad.

Libra

You can't tell if your day will be good or bad, but there are ways to control that. Starting off with a big breakfast of French toast, sausage and orange juice will give you the energy to make it a good one. And even if it's bad you'll have to vigor to push you through to the end.

Scorpio

You may want to whip yourself into shape. Kick starting a workout routine will be a good start. But make sure you're eating plenty of lean carbs to help build those muscles. Salmon will be your new BFF, followed closely by your pals chicken, tuna and egg whites.

Sagittarius

Thinking like a kid can often reduce the stress of being an adult. Children look at life through innocent eyes that have yet to jaded by the cruel world. So revert a little today. Making yourself a big bowl of alphabet soup with a peanut butter sandwich could be a good start.

Capricorn

It's almost time to put work responsibilities behind you. But take care of what you have left before bolting. Kick things off by joining friends for happy hour fun. Nothing says 'weekend' like enjoying Buffalo wings and nachos with the people you love the most.

Aquarius

You'll feel so excited it'll be like you have electricity coursing through your veins. Be careful you don't blow a circuit. It may be best to mellow out tonight, perhaps a quiet dinner of oysters and an arugula salad. Both could fortify you for what could be a promising tomorrow.

Pisces

You'll start the day with your brain in a haze. You'll need to snap out of it before the day is through, so lunch on a tuna sandwich on sourdough followed fruit. The proteins, carbs and sugar are guaranteed to give your brain a boost, and fuel you into tomorrow.

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