Your Daily FoodScope for December 23, 2023
Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
You'll be accused of being insensitive today when you're only being honest. Still, your delivery may leave a little to be desired as you analyze people's eating habits. So don't gawk at in horror as they lunch on sausage and cheese calzones. Just keep your thoughts to yourself and work your way through a chicken Caesar salad without saying a word.
Taurus
Hunger may cause your subconscious thoughts to kick into overdrive, especially when you think the roasted ducks hanging in the window of a Chinese restaurant are waving for you to come in. You'll have no choice but to oblige, and your Peking duck dinner will give new meaning to the term 'eat me.'
Gemini
You may wonder today how one person can help with such a vast tragedy like world hunger. But don't let intimidation keep you from offering assistance in your own community. Donate nonperishable foods, such as canned tuna, fruit and soups to a food drive, or buy a homeless person a cup of coffee and a deli sandwich. Remember, 'From small beginnings come great things.'
Cancer
For most of the day you'll feel as if your stream is rebuffering, like you're listening to spotty Internet radio. So expect your energy levels to be all over the place. A steady supply of fresh fruit could keep you connected. Throw in a cup of yogurt or two and you'll really start to hum.
Leo
You'll bound through today with an energy that's, well, boundless. But you had best pace yourself or by midday the tank may run empty. Then no amount of caffeine will help, although drinking a tall amaretto fudge cappuccino couldn't hurt.
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Virgo
By midday day you'll notice that your get up and go has got up and went. Then it'll be a slow, tedious slide until quitting time. It'll take all your effort to deal with the rush hour commute, but once home you'll be able to kick back, pop a beef and cheese casserole into the oven and just go 'Ahhhh!'
Libra
Exploring high ideas today will be tough when you're low on brainpower. You're in need of the mentally stimulating powers of glucose and protein. The former can be found in fruits like blueberries or mango, while cereal in milk will supply the latter. If you're thinking that sounds like your average breakfast, you may be finally making a breakthrough.
Scorpio
You'll be accident prone today, so cooking could be a risky venture. Being around fire will be dangerous, so it's best to dine out tonight. Play if safe by ordering pasta primavera, clams on the half shell, lentil soup, or anything else that doesn't require a knife.
Sagittarius
Your fires of inspiration will burn brightly today, so step into the kitchen and get cooking! It doesn't have to be fancy; only something that strikes your fancy. So even if you whip up a simple chicken parm and pasta dinner, do it with gusto and do it well!
Capricorn
Learning to be flexible will keep meltdowns from happening. So don't fret if your homemade three-tier layered chocolate cake collapses on itself. A store-bought one will be just as good, and perhaps maybe even be a little better.
Aquarius
Hang with people who share your culinary passions today. Whether it's a wine tasting club, a cooking class, or just friends who like to dine out, bask in the companionship. But afterward don't forget to make a date with the most important group of all: Ice Cream Lovers Anonymous!
Pisces
Think carefully before speaking today, especially when confronted with decisions. Nervousness may prompt you to blurt out something you don't really mean, and then you'll be locked in. The vanilla almond ice cream cone will still be an okay choice, even though you really wanted pistachio.
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