Your Daily FoodScope for July 16, 2023

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Aries

You prefer working alone, so the prospect of working with a group today may not please you. But give it a shot; you may be pleasantly surprised. It may be so much fun that you'll join them for Happy Hour. Ah, good company, good beer, good nachos, good times!

Taurus

You may get annoyed with flaky coworkers today, but give them a break. It's Friday and they may be anxious to blow off some steam. You could learn a lesson from them, but you'll be too stubborn to join them for a lingering lunch. So while they're laughing and pounding down burritos and chips, you'll eat your Caesar salad alone again.

Gemini

Experimenting with things you're not sure of today could offer you a new point of view. You could discover a new route to get to work, find that not all French films are pretentious and self-indulgent, and that turkey burgers taste just as good as those made with beef.

Cancer

Coworkers will celebrate while you treat the day like a Monday. This clash of styles won't sit well with you, and you could get emotional. So it may be best to succumb to their good vibes today. After a few Happy Hour beers and crispy chicken fingers, you may finally be cheered up.

Leo

Friends may rely on you to make plans for this evening. So think of fun and interesting activities that appeal to everyone. Bowling could be a blast -- just imagine the yummy beer and pizza that go along with a few frames.

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Virgo

Make sure your workspace is tidy and in order. This may entail throwing out all of the empty take-out Chinese food cartons that have accumulated in your trash bin. With that done, take yourself out to dinner. Make it Italian, Thai or Mediterranean -- anything but Chinese.

Libra

You'll get along so well with coworkers today that they may begin to see you in a different light. But the love fest may end once you bust out the batch of chocolate chip cookies you recently baked. You may draw their ire again when you refuse to share, even though you have about a thousand of them.

Scorpio

Stressed-out coworkers could unexpectedly burst into emotional tirades today. So do what you can to help calm them down. It could help to brew a big pot of organic Japanese green tea and pass cups around. That should mellow them out, especially after you organize a group hug and rendition of 'We Are The World.'

Sagittarius

You'll impress bosses and coworkers today with your work ethic. But it'll be a different story after work, when you're posted up at an Italian restaurant with your belt undone, unable to move or talk after ingesting heaping platefuls of thick cheese and garlic sauce poured liberally over mounds of fettuccine.

Capricorn

Being frugal has helped you maintain your finances in this tough economy. But it's okay to treat yourself tonight. It doesn't have to be extravagant. Get more bang for your buck by hitting an Indian buffet-style restaurant. You can fill up on lots of roti, tikka, and tandoori chicken for very little money.

Aquarius

Today will be great day, and it'll be grand to be you. You'll laugh and sing and bring joy into everyone's life. So the logical thing to eat for lunch is alphabet soup. This way you can spell out the words to 'Walking On Sunshine' with those cute little macaroni letters.

Pisces

You'll dream of a future where you live in an opulent home, eating gourmet foods prepared by a professional chef. But reality may hit hard when you go home to your studio apartment and decide whether to have Top Ramen or leftover spaghetti with the green stuff growing on it for dinner. Reality can be a real bitch.

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