Your Daily FoodScope for March 08, 2023
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Aries
Steer clear of surly co-workers looking to pick fights today. But have something ready in case they come gunning for you. Offering them homemade brownies could take the fight right out of them, especially if you kick in a glass of milk.
Taurus
Your energy may be too intense today. So switch from black coffee to Orange Pekoe black tea from Ceylon, if not for yourself than for your beleaguered co-workers.
Gemini
Didn't you eat enough over the past week? So turn down invites to pizza lunch today. Go somewhere for a Caesar salad with chicken. Wash that down with water. It may sound boring, but such is the price you pay for overindulgence.
Cancer
The morning will be tough, but things will get better at lunch. It's good that you froze some of your last big dinner. Your ham and pineapple sandwich on sweet Hawaiian bread will have you thinking it's a holiday.
Leo
Think twice about mocking co-workers for their dieting resolutions. The tables will turn when they catch you eating a pastrami sandwich on rye with extra slaw. They'll then notice that the buttons on your chinos have popped off... again.
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Virgo
You'll eye up a cheesy meatball sub like Caligula at a bacchanal. But don't let your animal instincts get the best of you. Be more like Mary Poppins at afternoon tea and have the green salad instead. You'll be glad you did... I swear!
Libra
Problems with co-workers can be ironed out by hitting them where they live: their stomachs. Bring baked calzones to the next staff meeting and pass them out. Troubles will suddenly disappear, especially when you whip out the marinara dipping sauce.
Scorpio
You often cling to things even when you know they're bad for you. Sometimes even a pit bull lets go, but the only way people will get that double banana split from you today is to pry it from your cold, dead fingers.
Sagittarius
The day will be dull and mundane. This will give you plenty of time to cruise the Internet. The recipe for linguini with a creamy scallop and shrimp sauce you'll come up with will make tonight's dinner anything but mundane.
Capricorn
Recent spending may force you to get economical. So eschew the pricey lunches in favor of homemade. Grilled chicken sandwiches, green salads, fruit and yogurt will be great for the wallet and waistline, although you will miss the caviar.
Aquarius
It'll be good to finally have the relatives out of the house. Now you'll finally get to cook all the things you like. So grill yourself a T-bone with the prerequisite baked potato. It'll be a far cry from having to run everything through a blender.
Pisces
The day will be hellish, so make a soothing dinner tonight. Grilled salmon fillets with rice pilaf and steamed brussels sprouts will do your soul a lot of good. A glass of fine chardonnay will make things even better.
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