Your Daily FoodScope for March 14, 2023
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Aries
Watching a full day of sports on TV may release your inner competitor. So step into the kitchen and knock one out of the park. Your Cajun shrimp jambalaya will blow the competition away and you, of course, will be named MVP.
Taurus
Everyone will want something different today, and power struggles will ensue. Throw a coup and force everyone to a fun fifties-style diner. There'll be something for anyone, and you can have either the Big Bopper burger or La Bamba nacho melt. But not both!
Gemini
After much squabbling, friends may finally take your dinner suggestions seriously. Singaporean cuisine is influenced by Indonesian, Chinese and Indian fare, so there will be something for all to enjoy, although you'll go for the barbecued stingray.
Cancer
Don't shop extravagantly today, even if you can afford it. Save some cash for dinner. Steak and lobster won't be cheap, especially if you get clams casino as an appetizer. But prudent shopping will leave you with more than enough for that and dessert.
Leo
You'll need willpower to avoid today's many temptations. Friends will try to coerce you into ice cream, corn dogs, and potato chips, and all before lunch! Excuse yourself and have dinner alone. There's a veggie lasagna that wants to become your BFF.
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Virgo
Don't brag about your new fitness routine until you start showing results. Exercise alone won't do it; you need to change your diet, too. So give up cheesy, salty, sugary snacks in favor of fruit, veggies, chicken and lots of tofu.
Libra
Spend a fun day of physical activity. Go for a run, bike ride, or long hike. All of that exercise will leave you hungry, and you can eat antipasto, baked ziti and garlic bread without guilt. But ice cream for dessert may be pushing your luck.
Scorpio
The chaos of family life will stress you out today. So retreat to a quiet cafe where you can mellow out in peace with a cup of organic chamomile tea with lemon and mint. The chaos will still be at full roar when you return, but you'll barely notice.
Sagittarius
You'll need a healthy sense of humor if dining at a greasy spoon tonight. Oh, there'll be nothing wrong with the food; the tuna melt with fries will be seriously good. It's what's running around on the counter that'll be funny... sort of.
Capricorn
You'll pack more into your morning today than most people do in an entire day. This will leave the rest of the day for napping. Upon awakening you may not feel like doing anything, so order a pesto pizza... delivery, natch.
Aquarius
You may discover today that things you once considered abhorrent aren't really so bad. Case in point: tofu. After enjoying a delicious garlic-ginger tofu stir-fry you may see it as being something much more than a squiggly, droopy mess.
Pisces
Keep your distance from friends today as their drama may be contagious. This way the only conflicts you'll have will be deciding between Italian and Chinese and then whether it's seafood fettuccine with the cream or the red sauce.
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