Your Daily FoodScope for March 18, 2023
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Aries
You'll be a giver today. This contrast to your normal persona will come as a shock to coworkers. But that won't keep them from enjoying the double thick chocolate chip cookies you'll bake just for them. Wait 'til they see what you've made for lunch!
Taurus
You'll be into aesthetics today. So you'll gussy up even the most mundane objects with pretty touches and embellishments. But sometimes a meatloaf is just a meatloaf, not matter how many parsley sprigs you spread around and on it.
Gemini
You'll be quite the brainiac today. People will want to know what's behind this sudden intellectualism. Perhaps the Omega-3's in the tuna sub you had for lunch have stimulated your synapses. Or maybe you've been watching too much Discovery Channel.
Cancer
Don't start new projects today until the old ones come to fruition. This will open up a lot of time for a lunchtime workout followed by a spicy chicken rice bowl. You'll get the energy you need to cruise the Internet for the rest of the afternoon.
Leo
An action-packed day will leave you exhilarated yet exhausted. So have dinner at a quiet seafood restaurant where you can chill out. Oysters on the half shell, jumbo shrimp cocktail and Dungeness crab salad will be just what the doctor ordered.
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Virgo
Go ahead and splash out tonight. Getting together with friends at a boisterous German restaurant will be fun. You'll love the bratwurst, sauerkraut and kartoffelknodel, but you're really there for many mugs of the fine German pilsner.
Libra
You'll ride a wave of euphoria today. Your head will be in the clouds, and just when you think you're coming down, you'll have an authentic Philly cheese steak smothered in onion and mushrooms, and you'll soar even higher into the air up there.
Scorpio
A foggy mind from skipping breakfast will keep you from making effective decisions today. You'll say you didn't have time. But a breakfast taco with scrambled egg, salsa and low-fat cheese takes less than 10 minutes to make. So now what's your excuse?
Sagittarius
Today will be one of laughter and fun. Take the jocularity to dinner at a fifties-style diner. You and friends can bop to the oldies while digging into faves like chili, fried chicken and chocolate milk shakes. Elvis might even be in the building.
Capricorn
Shut down the computer and ring friends up for sushi dinner. It's been way too long and they'll be happy to see you. Everyone can catch up over miso soup, sashimi, and sake. Your friends will be even happier when you announce that dinner is on you.
Aquarius
Issues in your personal life may make you blue today. So do something to cheer yourself up today. Lunch at a raucous Mexican restaurant will do your spirit good, and four-alarm chili and enchiladas could turn blue to fiery red.
Pisces
Transfer friends' monetary debts to food today. And don't let sympathy cheapen your demands. Go for the porterhouse steak, lobster tail and bottle of fine cabernet. They may protest, but it'll probably cost a lot less than what they actually owe you.
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