Your Daily FoodScope for March 19, 2023
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Aries
You'll be back to normal today, conniving co-workers to buy you lunch. They know what you're up to, so you may not be getting that pastrami on rye with slaw and a big pickle. What they bring you might not be edible, and could still be moving!
Taurus
Being greedy today won't do much for your already dubious reputation. So don't be tempted to hoard free cookies or cupcakes co-workers bring to work. Trying to sell them to back for a profit will be even worse.
Gemini
Look at issues from both sides before making decisions today. On the one hand, that beef and sausage lasagna may contain a little more calories and fat than you need. On the other, it'll be totally delicious. This won't be an easy decision to make.
Cancer
Settle in at home after work. You can shut out the stress of the outside world simply by relaxing. A nice dinner of grilled chicken breast and creamy mustard sauce over brown rice will greatly enhance the comfort and security you'll feel tonight.
Leo
Dazzle a date at dinner tonight. A romantic Italian restaurant will be the perfect setting and you'll expertly order antipasto, risotto and veal piccata. Impressed, your date may realize that all those things people said about you might be wrong.
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Virgo
Don't let work setbacks put a damper on your day. Hanging with friends may help you forget about them. So go bowling tonight, followed by pizza, mozzarella sticks and beer at a sports pub. That stress will soon melt away.
Libra
You'll crave the attention of others today. You can get it by bringing food into the office. Your homemade salsa and chips will have co-workers singing your praises. But your Cajun shrimp casserole may prompt them to genuflect as you pass by.
Scorpio
Brainstorm with co-workers today. But make today's session about what to have for lunch. The consensus will be made that seafood will be the best choice, mainly because the New England clam chowder is always freshest.
Sagittarius
Avoid making decisions at work today. Leave the office early and take a long lunch. Then your only decision will be whether to have a roast beef sub on sourdough or whole wheat role. Those other decisions can wait.
Capricorn
The week will end with you being denied a pay raise... again. So a lack of a windfall may force you get cheap. Dinner at a local diner may actually be a surprise. Their chicken noodle soup and beef stew may be almost as good as mom's.
Aquarius
People may be laughing at you behind your back today. It won't have anything to do with your personality or looks. It'll because you dripped marinara sauce and cheese all over your tie while eating a meatball sub, and you've yet to notice.
Pisces
Old habits die hard, but new customs may be even better. Shucking your high fat diet in favor of healthy salads, tofu and lean protein has had a sexy effect on your svelte new figure. You'll like the new you a lot more than the old one.
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