Your Daily FoodScope for October 02, 2023
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Aries
Embrace you inner Indy by exploring the back streets of your city or town. You'll be amazed at the funky record shops, secondhand boutiques and divine eateries you'll discover. Imagine finding an old Gene Krupa album, a Jefferson Starship 1987 tour t-shirt and a crepe place that uses real strawberries -- all in one day!
Taurus
It's best to be philosophical about making changes in your life. Acceptance is important; you know the buttery, cheesy, deep-fried meals must stop. Don't worry; you'll get used to the healthier alternatives. Still, a part of you will always wonder what tofu would taste like dipped in melted cheese.
Gemini
Enjoy the good times today as there may not be many. The few high points will be dizzying but they'll come with compromises. You'll be all set to dig into a hefty slice of German chocolate cake when you'll suddenly think all those calories, at which point you'll lose your appetite completely.
Cancer
You may experience short circuits in your energy today. You're on, then you're off; you need balance before this seesaw messes you up. Try a yin and yang approach to stabilization, like a sinfully thick chocolate milk shake made with skim milk.
Leo
Don't let petty people have you questioning your values today. So what if a family member made a mock version of your face using lettuce, radishes, mushrooms, red kidney beans and noodles. You'll show them just how delicious that face can be by devouring each and every little morsel -- okay, that's a little weird.
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Virgo
Your family is itching to go, so whip up a quick breakfast and set them free, effectively giving yourself the house for the afternoon. Ah, sweet bliss! So pour a big glass of cold iced tea, grab a plate of lemon cookies, kick back with a weepy page-turner and enjoy. Hear that? That's called silence!
Libra
Man, the sugar in that slice of carrot cake and can of soda has blasted you into orbit and there you'll buzz for a few hours until that inevitable, ugly crash. Go natural with apples, bananas, oranges and berries if you want to fly with the eagles. Anything else is for turkeys.
Scorpio
Trust your instincts today and know when to say no. It's too easy to pig out while making the weekend barbecue rounds; someone's always shoving food in your face! It's okay to oblige, but know that 15 Buffalo wings is your limit, or five bacon cheeseburgers, whichever comes first.
Sagittarius
Sometimes you just get a good feeling about a place, no matter the ambiance. Some of the best restaurants are in the basement of people's homes. Don't let the small-time setting fool you, there's big time food there! Mom and pop know what they're doing; witness the veal scaloppini in white wine sauce.
Capricorn
Like Jupiter and Saturn, friends will accuse you of being so much hot air. It's apparently put up or shut up time. So seclude yourself away like a mad scientist and emerge when your creation is ready. Your New York-style cherry cheesecake will be scary good!
Aquarius
Farmer's markets are always a good place to meet like-minded people who share your passion for healthy eating. So mix and mingle today. You could learn new tips and recipes, and perhaps gain a new romance with the hottie over by the organic carrots, the one who's been giving you the eye all day.
Pisces
You'll have a problem with authority figures today. You won't like other people being in control, and you'll look at people as if they were fishy or shady. Even dear old Flo, the nice waitress who always bring your pot roast Blue Plate Special, will fall under your suspicious eye today.
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