Your Daily FoodScope for September 30, 2022
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Aries
Your mood will brighten and it'll be amazing how much you'll get done. Still, you'll feel exhausted and hungry after the emotions of the past few days. Take yourself to dinner for something substantial, like lasagna or baked ziti. Days of feeling sorry for yourself can really leave you famished.
Taurus
Talking on the cell phone while driving: dangerous. Talking and driving while stuffing a bagel and schmear into your face: very dangerous. Leave the eating, and chatting, for anywhere but behind the wheel today. You have enough distractions. Besides, you're not supposed to talk while you're eating.
Gemini
Being selfish could be a good thing today. You shouldn't care what people think when you refuse to share your fruit, yogurt and yummy trail mix with almonds. Teach them a lesson by making them get their own food today. But be a friend, and direct them towards the vending machines down the hall.
Cancer
You'll flex your muscles to get what you want today. And your superhuman displays of physical superiority will have them trembling in your wake. You'll need to keep pumped, so it's a big fat burger and side salad for lunch. Then you can ascend to your throne on Mount Olympus for a nice nap.
Leo
Your thoughts will run deep today. You'll gaze at your belly button and ponder the mysteries of the universe. You won't be used to dealing with an onslaught of mental stimuli, and a deep hunger will ensue. Then you'll find yourself thinking about nachos, and everything else will seem trivial.
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Virgo
You may want to cry into your beer today, but find a comforting shoulder instead. Alcohol can bring out the weepy side, and that's always a tad pathetic, especially in public. Ring up friends rather than pound down drinks. The hot chicken soup they'll feed you will be better for you than booze.
Libra
The office will be like a boardwalk spook house today. Nothing will be as it seems and people will be demons. Keep your hands inside the car as you navigate this hellhole. After work, counterbalance the negativity of the day by having angel hair pasta in a heavenly prawn and garlic sauce.
Scorpio
Indulge your live-wire emotions today. A weepy movie over dinner will have the waterworks flowing, so have Kleenex at the ready. But are the tears you'll shed from being witness to the tragedy of 'The English Patient' or from all the fried onions you'll load into your Philly cheesesteak?
Sagittarius
You'll question many of your ideals today. Disillusionment will set in, then disappointment, anger, and finally acceptance. You'll walk these stages today, especially after discovering that the only difference between organic and regular ground beef is a fancy title, and a higher price tag.
Capricorn
A madcap workday will have you fantasizing you're somewhere else. Maybe you're at The Baker's Oven on George St. in Sydney, Australia, about to tear into a few savory meat pies. Blimey, mate, snap out of it! In reality you're staring into space in your cubicle, barely touching a pre-made salad.
Aquarius
Stop thinking today and let your feelings take over. You'll flow with the chi of the day, and get a lot accomplished. Keep your body as uncluttered as your mind later today with a vegetarian meal heavy on tofu, rice and veggies. Oh, what the hell. A piece of chocolate won't kill you.
Pisces
Do something that will be appreciated by others today. Write a sonnet of lovely poetry or paint portraits. Better yet, invite your friends to a healthy and informal meal of tofu, greens, homemade bread, and fruit. They'll promise to come, as long as you don't recite any poetry.
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