Your Daily MomScope for February 21, 2024
It takes a village to raise a child. Sometimes we need a little extra guidance from the stars to manage motherhood. Momscope is here to help.
Aries
You're onto your tyke today -- which is a very good thing. A quick pat down before school could yield a whoopee cushion, plastic dog poop and other toys of mayhem. Make it clear they're not to use them on the teacher!
Taurus
Did you awake to find 5 alarm clocks in your room, all set to different times? Yes, your little one couldn't have dreamed up all the pranks on their own. Best keep an eye on your other half, too.
Gemini
Gotcha! The little one will get a huge kick out of watching you try to pick up the penny they super-glued to the sidewalk. And you'll enjoy pretending you didn't catch onto such an old chestnut of a prank.
Cancer
Creativity will help you play a prank on your little tyke. Try spray-painting a mushroom or other vegetable purple, then plant it in the garden. You might convince them it's a new and rare species that sprouted overnight. Gotcha!
Leo
The best defense against your little one's plots is an offense: Try hiding all the toilet paper or unscrewing the salt shaker lid or you can use your creativity. Forewarned is forearmed, so get cracking!
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Virgo
Communication is the top priority today. There are things you need to tell your kiddo, and you have to be aware of their limited vocabulary. But a strategically placed whoopee cushion is universal for jokes!
Libra
Today, you might prepare the kids' breakfasts as usual, but add some food coloring to the milk pitcher. Green milk on their cereal! Yuck! Way to get them with a prank before they get you. After all, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!
Scorpio
Your children will have to get up pretty early to put one over on you. You might begin by switching them in their beds while they sleep, so they get a funny surprise as they awake. How far you take it from there is up to you.
Sagittarius
You may find you're a little slow to catch on today, making it difficult to stay one step ahead of the tyke and their pranks. Make sure to check the spray attachment on the kitchen sink for a rubber band -- unless you really do want a shower!
Capricorn
If the kiddos tell you one more time you've got something coming out of your nose (of course you don't) you'll scream. Try to get in the fun spirit today. It makes them happy to play little pranks, so be a good sport. Try. Harder.
Aquarius
The temptation is there. After all, your little one doesn't know the old one about putting saran wrap over the toilet bowl. But in the end, it's you who would have to clean the mess, so perhaps you should choose your pranks wisely.
Pisces
What's that in the kiddo's apple? A big worm! Turns out it's only a gummy one -- and that you put it there! It will be a toss-up who's more into the fun: You or the little one.
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