Your Daily TeenScope for January 19, 2024
Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
It is an excellent day to get out your overalls and pull on your gardening gloves and get out the old rake and sweep up all the grass clippings.
Taurus
Somehow, some way, the car is going to be an issue today. Do you want to borrow it but you don't quite have a driver's license yet? Consider the possibility that your parents are right when they say heck no.
Gemini
Your sense of what you want and what you need is amazingly strong right now -- it's a great time to think about making plans and figuring out how to get where you know you should be going.
Cancer
If you took 'you' and added another 'you' and added another 'you' and put that with another 'you' and then added one more 'you,' you'd start to get a good picture of just how complex and wonderful 'you' are!
Leo
You sure are sensitive, and while sometimes it gets in your way, (like when it would be better to have a thicker skin) today it comes in handy. You know just exactly what's going on.
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Virgo
You could use some help today! Whether it's for perfecting your racing dive or to get the right support for your running shoes or figuring out how to slow down, ask somebody who knows.
Libra
Some days you feel like you look darn good. And you're right! Today is one of those mm-mm-good-looking days. So go ahead and share your good-looking self with the world!
Scorpio
You may be doing a little of your very own 'fusion cooking' today. Are you mixing hot dogs and graham crackers at an outdoor barbecue? Are you melting marshmallows and adding ketchup? Are you eating it?
Sagittarius
What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper of course! Have you been reading one lately? Try it -- you can learn a few interesting things -- and change your philosophical leanings, even.
Capricorn
Maybe you would like to be somewhere else. Like lying on the beach under a parasol with a good Nancy Drew. Why not head for the sidewalk with the Hardy Boys and an umbrella?
Aquarius
Maybe somebody in your household might have a teeny weenie breakdown over a leaky faucet or a short-circuited fuse. Try not to compound the problem by freaking out too.
Pisces
There's almost guaranteed to be a little mystery somewhere in your vicinity, today. What on earth (or buried under the earth) is it? Get out your magnifying glass and shovel and look!
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