Your Daily TeenScope for March 08, 2023

Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.

Aries

Try not to worry all that much about getting stuff done today -- you're just running at a lower speed for the time being, and there's not much you can do about it. Cut yourself some slack!

Taurus

You're feeling almost crazy over someone new to you who may or may not be a potential romantic interest. Your emotions are all over the place, but you think you might kind of like it that way!

Gemini

Listen to your emotions today -- they're a little deeper than usual, and you might get a few clues out of your weirder issues. Perhaps things are more tangled up than you would have thought.

Cancer

Slow down and try to watch out for trouble today -- but not the scary kind, though! It's all about grumpy people trying to get their way and not taking no for an answer. Just walk away when that happens.

Leo

Someone may be trying to steal your sweetie or something else of value to you -- so keep watching! You're able to handle it all, but if things are all on the down-low, you won't know until it's too late.

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Virgo

You should try to open up just a little bit to those with different opinions -- some of them are smarter than they appear on the surface! As you absorb all the data, you should be able to build on it.

Libra

Things are changing today, and while you're not entirely crazy about all of them, you can tell that at least some of them are crucial to making life what it's supposed to be. You can do all this!

Scorpio

Even if you want to be alone, you should still be surrounded by people -- though they may be virtual, or just trying to get through to you via your turned-off phone or unchecked email.

Sagittarius

Something is bugging you, but you can't quite figure out what it is. You should certainly step back and take a wider look at your life. Once you see the problem, it's pretty easy for you to fix.

Capricorn

It's time to take a stand and get your friends to knock it off. They may be fighting or bullying some poor schmo, or taking stupid risks, but you can show them the error of their ways without preaching.

Aquarius

Chill out a bit and slow down your hectic pace. If people try to push, feel free to push back -- there's just no need for anything like this! Tell everyone you'll get stuff done when you get it done.

Pisces

You and your people are staring at each other, wanting to take advantage of the new situation. Try to let folks all do their own thing. Take the high road, instead. That way, you'll miss the landmines.

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