Your Daily TeenScope for September 09, 2022



Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.

Aries

Try not to let on at first, but you're trying something totally new that you should make a big splash when people finally figure it out. Your leadership is always stretching out in new directions!

Taurus

Slow down, even if the rest of the world expects you to move it. Your nature demands a slow-and-steady pace for the most important elements of your life. Don't worry -- you won't miss anything.

Gemini

Today is a good time to speak up when your friends are out of ideas -- as if you wouldn't do that anyway! In case you're feeling low energy, though, get things rolling at some point.

Cancer

Your mouth is moving a lot faster than your brain today, so make sure you have someone around who can help you escape from situations diplomatically. You should only need to do that once (okay, maybe twice).

Leo

Your good energy is emerging in all sorts of sweet new ways, making it a lot easier for you to enjoy yourself under almost any circumstances. Spread the love! You have enough of it to go around.

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Virgo

Someone close asks you for a favor, but you can't spare the time or energy -- or maybe you're not in the mood. In any case, try to be polite when you say no, or things could get kind of ugly.

Libra

You are all about the people in your life, and that might mean that someone feels they're not getting the attention they think they deserve. You can't help it -- you have to acknowledge everyone!

Scorpio

Make sure everyone is getting along -- or if not -- separate the worst of the scrappers. Conflict could get weird today if it's left alone, but you should be able to stop it.

Sagittarius

Today is perfect for making something new. Find a good way to express your innermost self through art, drama or good old conversation -- people want to hear what you have to say!

Capricorn

You have too much going on right now -- even for you! It's a good time to sit down and pick out a few activities or tasks you can out off for later. There's no reason to cut anything out, though!

Aquarius

You're pretty out there, and people want to know more. Your ideas (some of them, anyway) are pushing the edge. Meanwhile, other people are pushing too, and they're more than willing to work with you.

Pisces

You're feeling a little threatened by something or someone who isn't actually all that. Try to lie low for a bit -- maybe hiding in plain sight for a while. Things should be calmer tomorrow.

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