A Definitive Ranking of the Best Diner Foods to Order
Stepping into a classic diner can be a transformative experience, with waves of nostalgia hitting you from the moment you slide into that pleather booth. But then the old diner menu arrives, along with a side of decision fatigue. With your choices running the gamut from breakfast favorites and hearty mains to daily specials and decadent desserts, how is one to choose? To help you out, we've ranked nine classic diner menu items to guide your decision making.
Pancakes
While they may be lumped into the breakfast category, a fluffy stack of flapjacks is a surefire win at any time of day (or night). Diners notoriously serve their stacks straight from the griddle, creating a perfectly warm base for a dollop of butter and a drizzle of syrup.
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Milkshakes
Classic diner milkshakes are best served in a traditional soda shop glass — the best way to show off the creamy consistency and chunky mix-ins. Unfortunately, milkshakes do come along with an added layer of decision-making when it comes to choosing a flavor, so you're on your own there.
MAKE IT AT HOME: Classic Vanilla Milkshake Recipe
French Fries
This is one decision we’ll happily make for you: Always get an order of fries. Whether they’re shoestring, crinkle, waffle or curly, crispy fried potatoes are guaranteed to taste better when served in a plastic basket at a diner. Whether you choose to drizzle or dip your ketchup is entirely up to you.
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Patty Melt
Swap a bun for bread, pack it with a hamburger patty, cheese and maybe onions, then smash the whole thing together and you’ll have the patty melt: the cheeseburger’s slightly more sophisticated counterpart. This classic diner dish is greasy, gooey and always delicious.
MAKE IT AT HOME: Classic Patty Melt
Macaroni and Cheese
If mac 'n' cheese is on the diner menu, get it. This is one dish that does vary greatly from place to place, but a combination of noodles and melted cheese will rarely be bad. And in the south, we call it a vegetable.
MAKE IT AT HOME: Stovetop Mac 'n' Cheese Recipe
Pie
It’s important to do a bit of intel gathering before committing to the pie. Was it made in-house, and, if so, when? If the answers are yes and today, the pie (in any flavor) will likely bump to the number one spot. If the first answer is no, opt for ice cream instead.
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Soup of the Day
Much like the pie, the soup of the day can be a toss up that requires a bit of questioning. There are way too many varieties of soup to earn it a higher spot on the list, but if the soup du jour is a take on chicken noodle, tomato, potato or French onion, we say go for it.
MAKE IT AT HOME: Tomato Soup With Parmesan Crostini Recipe
Country Fried Steak
It’s best not to ask questions with this one. If your soul needs to be tended to, gravy-soaked country fried steak will do the trick (as long as a nap is an option mere moments after paying the bill).
MAKE IT AT HOME: Chicken-Fried Steak Recipe
Club Sandwich
On every diner menu, you'll find a sandwich piled high with stacks of cold cuts, cheese, bread, lettuce and tomato. It’s a protein-packed option that doesn't have the greasier feel of many diner dishes — and a pickle on the side is always a nice bonus.
MAKE IT AT HOME: Shortcut Chicken Sandwich Recipe
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