Delectable Croissants Antoni and Justin Trudeau Hung Out Without Me
Wow, so rude of Canadian Prime Minister Le Bae and Queer Eye's resident snacamole Antoni Porowski to hang out at Montreal Pride without me. Like, qu'est-ce que TF? How many times do I have to tell them to slide into le DMs before I get an invitation to walk slowly down Main Street/Le Street Main, Montreal, slowly waving and holding a rainbow flag? Those are my two top skills.
Look, these photos of Sophie Trudeau, Antoni, and Justin were even taken by someone who shares my name. The thirst is coming from inside the maison!
Between the two of them, all of their fingers are in their pockets.
Not for nothing, but if Sophie, Justin, and Antoni suddenly released a country rock album with this as the cover, I would definitely not be mad about it at all. Just saying.
How dare Antoni, in casual repose, look so delectable? How dare! Anyone else who deigned to walk in a Pride parade in black jeans and a button down in the middle of August would have been a sloppy, sweaty mess before the first verse of Cher's "Gimme Gimme" finished blasting on the speakers. But not Antoni! Looking cool as un concombre and twice as tasty.
Meanwhile, Trudeau, still looks like a Disney prince and/or a hot dad from a teen coming-of-age movie despite a politically rocky couple of months. Fewer controversial policies and more inspiring speeches across the dinner table, sils-vous-plait!
Antoni shared an even more becoming photo of the French-Canadian snack buffet on his Instagram.
This looks like a poster for a movie called Call Moi By Your Name and I have already downloaded a bootleg copy.
Happy Pride, Montreal, and happy continued lifetime of thirsting, everyone else in the world!
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