A Dog Was Recently “Dumped” At A Shelter Because His Owners Thought He Was Gay, And Yup, You Read That Correctly

Before we begin, let's get one thing straight.

Dogs are gay.

Like, really, really gay.

It's just the way things are.

Facts are facts.

So it was upsetting to me when I found an actual, real news story about a couple who got rid of their dog because they claimed he was gay.

Like, it made the news.

The report is just as ridiculous as you'd expect:

Obviously, the response has been overwhelimingly positive for gay ole Fezco, who also has a great name.

People want to adopt the big, gay dog.

Which, duh, I do too.

Not sure if this was a complete coincidence, but Cardi B asked if dogs can be gay or lesbian last night.

And people started sharing pictures of their pets.

Because, as we said before, most dogs are gay.

Even turtles.

So yeah, it's 2022 and we're still arguing about whether or not dogs are gay.

Get over it!!