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These Dresses At Paris Fashion Week Look Like A Glitch In The Matrix And I'm So Confused

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Paris Fashion Week happened last week, which means we saw all kinds of very cutting-edge looks. Like, for example, Doja Cat's all-red outfit with Swarovski crystals glued to her face.

Doja Cat with crystals all over her face and body in a strapless dress and knee-high boots

It's amazing but it also makes me feel claustrophobic looking at her.

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However, I want to direct your attention to the Viktor & Rolf Haute Couture Spring/Summer show, because I don't understand fashion, and frankly, what happened here confused and frightened me. It started with some normal-looking gowns, like this one:

strapless gown resembling a wedding dress
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But then...

model wearing a dress that has been flipped to the side
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...models started walking out...

two models walking with dresses worn in abstract ways
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...in dresses that broke my brain.

model walking with a dress attached to her diagonally
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It looks like they're in a video game and their clothing clipped right through them!

model walking with a dress attached upside down, covering her face
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How'd they even do this one??

model walking with a dress that is on the side of her, making it look like a ghost is walking beside her
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THERE IS A HOLE IN THIS MODEL'S ABDOMEN, PLEASE HELP.

model wearing a dress through her to make it look like she's got a hole in her stomach
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It's like a glitch in the Matrix or something.

model walking with a dress attached like the dress is going through her
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I also wanna know, just from a practical standpoint, how this specific model walked with an entire skirt covering their face.

model walking with a dress covering her face
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Okay, in all seriousness, this is very cool, but it does give me a chuckle seeing these "glitch" dresses next to the "normal" ones. Like, whoops! It's on sideways!

model with a dress attached to the side leading other models with gowns worn normally
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There's probably a metaphor here that explains the ~meaning~ behind these dresses, but I am 100% not smart enough nor knowledgeable about fashion to know what it is, so please tell me in the comments, because I am FASCINATED.

model walking with a dress attached and lifted off of her chest
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Anyways, congrats to the designers on a successful show that got me — a person who knows jack-all about fashion — to look through, like, 50 photos of dresses. And kudos to the models for not bumping into anything.

model with a dress going through her sideways
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OK, bye!

model with a dress attached askew
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