Your Faves Came to the SAG Awards as Superheroes
Apparently the theme of this year's Screen Actors Guild Awards red carpet is Superhero Chic with a dash of Your Fave Could Never, and I am so here for it. No shade to every Chris in a cape but literally all I've ever needed was some of Hollywood's most powerful and talented women giving you comic book cosplay and casually screen-testing for your new favorite Marvel movie.
Everyone is serving such fierce lewks. Call is SAG: Ragnarok. Capes are in! Sequins are in! If Salma Hayek suddenly takes flight I will lose it. You hear me? I will absolutely lose it.
Here's Allison Janney, nominated for I, Tonya giving you I, Can't Believe My Eyes in silver mega-sequins. With the super shoulder pads and the mirror ball fabric, this lewk is one part Thunderdome, one part Studio 54. Sorry, they're not shoulder pads; they're shoulder mountains and they're everything. She's standing with Orange is the New Black's Danielle Brooks, also in sequins, giving Phoenix vibes with a touch of opera diva.
Very interested in a film in which Allison Janney plays the president of Jupiter and Danielle Brooks plays the president of Mars. I'm not sure what else happens but I've already bought tickets and the action figures to go along with it.
I'm also here for a film in which Danielle and Samira Wiley plays goddesses who rule the underworld and the cosmos.
Get into this galactic ferocity!
Samira is giving you Miss Frizzle plays the Queen of the Night in Mozart's The Magic Flute, and, honestly, this surpasses all of my hopes and dreams.
Samira is here to read your star chart from her hem. The theme of this gown is "I saw the sign." Perfection.
Also perfect: Alison Brie, who has taken the flash and sizzle of her GLOW role to heart in this gown.
This dress was stitched together by a lightning bolt! BY. A. LIGHTING. BOLT. She just walked into a storm and shouted to the clouds "I am nominated for an award!" This is what happened.
Can someone let me know if Wonder Woman has a sister? Never mind. She does now. Alison Brie stars in Wonder Woman 2 as Prudie Prince, also known as Also Wonder Woman. So much Wonder.
Tracee Ellis Ross once again proves her preeminence with this majestic cape.
This gown is from the Laura Dern school of Space Captains Who Take No Ish. Obsessed.
Please put Tracee Ellis Ross in space immediately if not sooner. Thanks.
Uzo Aduba is giving you Grecian Goddess Everything.
Alexandra Breckinridge is literally wearing armor and I am slain!
This is the only Justice League I've ever needed. All hail your superheroes faves. And all hail Allison Janney's shoulder mountains.
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