I Found Proof That Khloé and Tristan Have Already Secretly Broken up

From Cosmopolitan

If you, like me, have been following the Khloé Kardashian and Tristan Thompson relationship drama as if your life depends on it, then you 1) are probably exhausted and 2) might have noticed that there's definitely been some fishy things going on lately.

Ever since Tristan was first caught cheating in April, and then (potentially) again in September, there's been weekly-nay, daily-speculation that the couple is heading straight for splitsville. The rumors are constant.

But here's my theory: The breakup has already happened. I think KoKo called it a day on this asshole a while ago, and she's been waiting to release the news for a very specific reason. Allow me to present you with the evidence.

Khloé's been posting moody AF quotes on Instagram for months now.

Starting at the beginning of October-right after paparazzi spotted Tristan allegedly leaving a club with two other girls-Khloé started posting messages on Instagram that had a very "just broke up with my boyfriend" vibe to them. For example, this one:

And a week later, there was this one:

She's pretty much been posting these emotional messages on a weekly (sometimes daily) basis ever since. Most recently, she posted a quote about how relationships are "harder now" because of "insecurities."

People who are in totally happy relationships don't post sh*t like this on Insta, if I had to guess.

She totally shaded Tristan in an Instagram caption.

In a cute pic from her trip to Bali in October, Khloé specifically mentioned that she's thankful for the memories she and True are creating. She and True. Not Tristan. Just her. And True. MMKAY.

Their family Halloween pic was rife with drama, according to a face reader.

Tristan posted a nice photo of the three of them in honor of True's first Halloween, but there's way more to this image than meets the eye.

Professional face reader Dan Hill, author of Famous Faces: Decoded, told Cosmopolitan that Khloé's smile is def not genuine. "She's never struck me as someone who is very happy, but there's something extra here that could substantiate her feelings about the rumors," he said, pointing out that it could be contempt. "It means, 'I don't trust you, I don't respect you.' And that would entirely fit this scenario."

Her KUWTK live-tweets were awkward and weirdly desensitized.

During that one episode of KUWTK where everyone, including Khloé, found out that Tristan had been cheating for months, Khloé was tweeting some really weird sh*t. Before the episode aired, the reality star told her followers that the saga was incredibly difficult to relive. But during the actual episode, her tweets had a really odd and jokey tone. For example:

I'm not here to judge how anyone relives a traumatic personal event, but there are a LOT of emojis here. All I'm saying.

She wrote an Instagram caption that implied she hasn't found the love she's looking for.

Just this week, Khloé posted two pictures from her recent trip to Bali. The photos? Interesting. The caption? Like something you would have written as a Facebook status in eighth grade. Like, to the tune of: "'I crave a love so deep the ocean would be jealous.'" Okay. Why would you post about craving a deep love if you had already found that type of love? It reads like something a single person would say. Sorry, but it's true!

Also, I'm no scientist but I'm pretty sure oceans don't have emotions, but that's neither here nor there.

It looks like he straight-up ignored her on NYE.

In a video from Khloé and Tristan's NYE celebrations, you can see her start to dance on him while he promptly ignores her. Fans were pissed about it, writing things like, "Ohhhhhh hellllllllll nooooooooooooo."

Whether this was intentional or a total accident, it's VERY cringey.

Khloé gave an interview where she said she didn't need a man for Valentine's Day.

Speaking about her Becca Cosmetics collab with best friend Malika Haqq, Khloé gave this random and weird quote about how you don't always need a man to enjoy Valentine's Day.

"I think a lot of best friends can relate, especially when someone is going through a breakup or whatever," she said. "People always make this huge emphasis on Valentine's Day, but you have each other...You don't always need a man to enjoy Valentine's Day. We just love the whole idea and it really spoke to us."

Wait, how did she get on the topic of breakups? And although she's right about the "don't need a man" thing, that's a really weird thing for someone in a committed relationship to say, right? FISHY. VERY FISHY.

Last, but certainly not least, she apparently prefers to think of Tristan solely as "True's dad."

A source speaking with People said that Khloé doesn't like when people have opinions about her relationship (oops, sry) but that she also doesn't like to define things.

“Khloé hates when people have opinions about her relationship with Tristan. She feels that she doesn’t need to explain to people why she makes certain decisions,” they said. “It’s obvious there are issues, though. She doesn’t define her relationship with Tristan-she only talks about him as True’s dad.”

Sure, sure, okay. I also choose not to "define" the relationship I have with the father of my child. WAIT.

In conclusion...

I think Khloé dropped this dude already and is busy living her best life with bb True. Kris Jenner is probably just waiting for the right moment to unleash this news on the world. Them rn:

Kthxbye.

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