Gwyneth Paltrow Shuts Down Amber Rose’s Claim That She’s "Becky with the Good Hair"

From Cosmopolitan

It's been approximately one million years since Beyoncé alluded to Jay-Z cheating on her with the now-infamous line "he better call Becky with the good hair," and we as a society are still NO CLOSER to figuring out who Becky is.

Though, in case you hadn't heard, Amber Rose has some theories, telling Spencer and Heidi Pratt (bless) "I definitely think that Gwyneth Paltrow is 'Becky with the good hair.' I really feel like she’s the one who was, like, f-ing JAY Z. They were like friends, and then, like, you don’t see Gwyneth Paltrow with Beyoncé anymore. But like Beyoncé's still with Jay."

^TBH, her hair does seem pretty good in this pic.

Thanks to Amber's musings, a rep for Paltrow had to get on the phone with People and tell them that the allegations are "completely absurd and 100 percent false" and everyone is still very much friends.

"Gwyneth and Beyoncé and JAY Z are still very close friends so none of this makes any sense," the source said.

Honestly, who knows WHAT to think anymore.

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