Heinz just introduced Kranch, which—yes— is just ketchup mixed with ranch, and the internet has thoughts
We’ve seen cinnamon-flavored Oreos. Hot dog Pringles. And yes, even milkshake-flavored McDonald’s dipping sauces (though that last one was admittedly just an epic April Fools’ Day prank). And just when we thought the world of flavor combinations couldn’t surprise us ever again, Heinz goes and debuts Kranch—a new “saucy sauce” which is literally just ketchup mixed with ranch.
No joke.
According to Heinz, it’s “a mouthwatering mix of ketchup, ranch and a special blend of spices.” The brand will also be introducing two other new dipping sauce combinations: Mayocue (which is mayonnaise and barbecue sauce), and Mayomust (mayonnaise mixed with mustard).
Some factions on Twitter are stoked for this new development.
B R U H they’re making a KETCHUP AND RANCH hybrid condiment called KRANCH. THIS IS THE BEST NEWS EVER.
— abbey (@abbeycarr16) April 3, 2019
@ericandre Kranch it up! pic.twitter.com/u5i5j7p2DN
— features/creatures (@featur_creature) April 3, 2019
B R U H they’re making a KETCHUP AND RANCH hybrid condiment called KRANCH. THIS IS THE BEST NEWS EVER.
— abbey (@abbeycarr16) April 3, 2019
@HeinzKetchup_US since y'all stole my idea, can I have some "Kranch" please. #KlaimMyKranch
— ched bundy (@adi_suchevits) April 3, 2019
Some are…less thrilled.
Why is “kranch” a thing uhhhhhhhhh
— San Junipero 2 Escape 2 Africa (@bhillma1) April 3, 2019
DOMT TELL ME I JUST SAW AN ADD FOR “KRANCH” ..... KETCHUP..... RANCH ...... FUCK THAT
— 𝓛𝓾𝓿 𝓛𝓮𝓮 (@MESSYBITCH420) April 3, 2019
Stop selling mixed condiments, nobody asked for Kranch.
— Melissa (@Melissa_AM_) April 3, 2019
What are your thought on Kranch (and Mayocue and Mayomust): Match made in heaven, or unholy combo?
