Here’s What Your Favorite Bachelor Nation Couples Are Probably Getting Each Other for Christmas
It has been way too long since ABC fed the starving fans of Bachelor Nation (well, besides the fact that they just gave us some information about Peter’s contestants), and it’s starting to show. I’m so deprived of dramatic content that I’m basically out here writing Bachelor fan fiction. I’m not kidding.
I don’t actually know what the couples who met in Bachelor Mansion and Paradise are getting each other for Christmas IRL...but that’s not going to stop me from writing about it. Here’s a completely fake list of what I’m willing to bet these people are gifting one another.
Colton and Cassie
Colton Underwood has biiiig “I got you a puppy for Christmas!” energy, and you know it. He already has like a bajillion pets, so he probably wouldn’t think that someone else might not want a surprise animal. Cassie will get Colton a trip, because...wanderlust.
Ashley and Jared
Jared is a huge Patriots fan, so he’s probably asked Ashley to get him whatever random product he’s seen Tom Brady using most recently, like man UGGs. He’ll get Ashley a designer dog carrier, so she can bring their pup around everywhere.
Caelynn and Dean
Dean is pretty vocal about wanting to be nontraditional (remember when he said marriage with Caelynn was “never going to happen”?), so it wouldn’t surprise me if he convinced Caelynn to go halfsies on some kind of unique experience with him. Like...swimming with pigs in the Bahamas.
Krystal and Chris
They both will get each other Peloton bikes. (But they will both love it.)
Hannah and Dylan
Dylan is a total troll, so he’ll get Hannah a Build-a-Bear with a voice-recorded message that’s just her mispronouncing the word “gnocchi.” Hannah really values a good outfit pic, so she will definitely be getting Dylan clothes that match outfits she’s planning to wear in 2020.
Arie and Lauren
Arie and Lauren are the kind of couple that literally has each other’s handles (and their INFANT’S handle) in their Instagram bios. Besides the fact that this is absolutely unhinged behavior, it indicates that they probably love shit with their own names on it. There is definitely going to be jewelry, blankets, picture frames, and other stuff with Arie, Lauren, and Alessi engraved all over it.
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