Here's What A Truly All-Inclusive Vacation In Costa Rica Looks Like
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I've been to two all-inclusive resorts and they are not my cup of tea.
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I started to feel claustrophobic by day two and, unless it's something especially quirky like this Nickelodeon Resort, I'm desperate to leave the property and explore.
But here's the thing: Off-property excursions require additional planning (and cold hard cash) on my end. And what is worse than feeling claustrophobic after 3.5 seconds of pool time? Spending money that was not budgeted for my original plan.
I want to schedule excursions and leave the property but then I feel like that takes away the "do nothing but relax" aspect of vacation packages. Do you know what I mean? Please tell me you know what I mean.
TL;DR: My ears perked up at the mention of this new BeachBound vacation package, which includes flights, luxurious resorts, fancy spa services, all transportation, a romantic beachside dinner, and *drumroll please* off-site excursions.
Now the total cost for this four-night experience package is $4,650 for two people, so roughly $2,325 per person. Pricy upfront? Yes. But let me break down the price (and show off my wildlife photography, lol) below.
In the name of scientific research, I tested it myself and flew from JFK to Liberia, Costa Rica. And step one of this vacation package: Flights were included.
I was booked at the four-star Dreams Las Mareas, an upscale all-inclusive resort known for spacious rooms and generous balconies (equipped with hot tubs). There are also capuchin monkeys running amok.
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I audibly gasped when I did a quick Google search of the property. I'm happy to confirm that it was just as lovely in-person as it was on the internet.
And back to the monkeys: There are truly dozens of them. Guests are encouraged to keep their balcony doors locked at all times because...get this... There have been near cases of monkey theft. I know that is somewhat sinister but I can't stop laughing.
There are also sun-bathing iguanas and exotic birds flying about.
Please enjoy a not aesthetic photo of this indeed-very-aesthetic deep tub, positioned on my balcony to overlook lush greenery.
Now back to the resort itself: There were multiple pools, cabanas, swim-up bars, access to El Jobo beach, restaurants, a cafe, *and* theme night parties, so I never felt bored. Not once! And I am a permanently bored person. It's my villain origin story.
Also, I'd like to dedicate a special moment of appreciation to this cabana. There are several scattered throughout the resort but let's all admire this beachfront one together:
A luxurious facial and tension relief massage were organized on my behalf, the latter of which was — in a word — wow. Goodbye to the permanent knot in my right shoulder. I am born anew.
And now let's talk about the non-resort activities.
Excursion one = beach hopping. We boarded a catamaran at Playa Potrero and then proceeded to drink many margaritas, eat a delicious fresh lunch, swim, snorkel, paddle-board, and watch the below sunset.
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This was an all-day excursion that still gave me pool time in the morning, a lovely dinner at night, and the chance to explore spots in Costa Rica outside of the resort.
The second excursion was a ~sunset n' senses~ trip to Buena Vista. We traipsed through a jungle canopy and wobbled on hanging bridges...
We also rode a rickety tractor, soaked in hot springs, visited a cultural center (local snacks, delicious coffee, and raw sugar cubes were consumed), plus had snacks and coconut drinks while overlooking a sprawling sunset.
One more sunset picture and I promise I'll be done.
Oh, and an Uber app for all of the above = not necessary. All transportation (of the boat, bus, and tractor variety) was arranged with Amstar. This includes airport pick-up and drop-off.
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For reference, the drive to the catamaran was a little over three hours, the ride to Buena Vista was one and a half hours, and the ride from the airport to the resort was also one and a half hours. Costa Rica is very spread out ergo these drive costs would have really accumulated! Plus, actually scheduling them in advance? My head hurts at the thought.
The package also includes a private dinner on the beach for ~romance~. I had a work conflict* and couldn't make mine so please enjoy this poolside spread instead.
With the exception of gratuity, here's how much I spent on the ground: $0. Not a dime.
Prior to the pandemic, I had been trying to plan a trip to Costa Rica with my fiancé and gasped at the accumulating costs. Flights from JFK were exorbitant, nice resorts were hundreds (and some thousands!!!) of dollars a night, planning excursions was stressful because the region is so spread out, said excursions were expensive (we're talking at least $150 per piece, closer to $200 if I'm being completely transparent), even organizing transportation to/from the airport was pricy and complicated.
Yes, this trip was comped, but I definitely think it's worth the money and would have gladly booked this on my own. The cost feels reasonable when I contemplate everything that's included.
Do *you* feel cooped up during all-inclusive vacations and would prefer something like the above? Let us know in the comments below.
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