Honest Titles for Christmas Songs If Moms Wrote Them
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Yada, yada most wonderful time of the year. Here’s what moms are really singing from Thanksgiving till New Year's.
“I'm Dreaming of a Clean Bathroom”
“It's the Most Hatchimal Time of the Year”
“Have Yourself a Ferber Little Christmas”
“It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Strep Throat”
“Jingle Bells (But, Like, 20 Percent Quieter, OK?)”
“Deck the Halls with Cheese and Malbec”
“Joy to the World! I Found My Keys”
“Silent Night, Holy Night (JK, Everybody’s Gotten Up 4 Times to Pee)”
“I Saw Mommy Kissing John Stamos”
“All I Want for Christmas—Just Kidding, No One Asked”
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