50 Extremely Funny Marketplace Listings That Make Me Laugh No Matter How Many Times I've Seen Them
1.The most dangerous of the stringed instruments:
2.A choice we must all make in life:
3.The hottest dance sensation of 2023:
4.The most holy of car parts:
5.My man Will:
6.The best way to cook food:
7.The most perfect condition something can be in:
8.The most hypnotizing home appliance:
9.A dunce's hobby:
10.The bingest of bags:
11.The title of the new Indiana Jones movie:
12.The most beautiful state in the nation:
13.Two perfect beds:
14.Barb's husband:
15.A chair with nothing to lose:
16.A sickly hunk of wood:
17.Every kid's favorite backyard toy:
18.Incredibly comfortable seating:
19.The alternative to a leg floor:
20.A couch that's practically nipping at your toes to be sold:
21.An extremely radioactive breakfast:
22.The key to infinite lawn:
23.(Australian guy voice):
24.The great Otter Man:
25.A little too much bike:
26.Jewelry looking for a place to go:
27.The most noble of the preventative fire measures:
28.An amp that needs a fire distinguisher, STAT:
29.A most capable air conditioner:
30.A bracelet whose value can be measured:
31.The finest of workout equipment:
32.Ol' Gram's favorite body part:
33.The only instrument worth playing:
34.Powerful, powerful weapons:
35.Bovine seating:
36.The Big Three:
37.Gorgeous jewelry:
38.Poops that are not of this universe:
39.The only way to get in:
40.Extreme exercise machines:
41.A lively grindstone:
42.Ten bullets:
43.A kinda-sorta evil knife:
44.A couch that stands for nothing:
45.A performance that will bring tears to your eyes:
46.A fine place to relax:
47.The most powerful secret:
48.The perfect couch:
49.A really sweet deal:
50.And The Mote:
THE MOTE.
