Inside Amy Schumer's Wedding Vows
For those who missed Amy Schumer’s secret wedding to chef and cookbook author Chris Fischer a few weeks ago, have no fear: some of her vows have now been revealed. Pair that with all the photos you’ve seen on social media and look, you were basically there (minus the traveling and wedding gift-giving). In a new interview with her close friend (and wedding guest) Nikki Glaser on her SiriusXM show, “You Up with Nikki Glaser,” Amy takes listeners inside her wedding and gives an update on what married life has been like.
According to Amy, she spent about 20 minutes writing her vows, which she said “sucked,” paving the way for this great promise: “In my vows, I go, ‘But I promise I’ll keep going down on you, even though everyone tells me I won’t.” She continued, “And his were like, heckling me too. He was like, ‘The other day I lost a tennis match and you called me a fucking loser.’ It was all like, awful shit.”
Since her wedding, Amy says she’s been “wife as hell.” She explains, “Somebody went to sit next to ]Chris] and he’s like, ‘My wife is sitting here,’ and then I got back and he was excited to tell me that he said that. I just have been really overusing it to a degree that’s insane. Like, when it’s completely uncalled for.” In all seriousness, Amy says “it feels fucking good” to be married. “Part of the thing that’s good about us getting married so quickly is that we’re so in love,” she says. “Every girl I know, if they get proposed to they’re like, ‘Oh, now? Now that I can’t have kids!’”
As previously revealed, Amy and Chris were married on Feb. 13 in Malibu in front of about 80 people that included Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Lawrence, Larry David, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Amy’s family. As J.Law later told Entertainment Tonight, the wedding was “beautiful” and she was “sobbing the whole [time].” The couple were first photographed together in November 2017 and made things Insta-official a few days before their wedding when they went to Ellen DeGeneres’s star-studded 60th birthday party together.
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