We Investigated Every Single Kylie-and-Travis Marriage Rumor Under the Sun....
We have a lot going on in our lives, between work, dog memes, and desperately counting down the hours 'til 5 o'clock, right? But forget all that, because what really matters is figuring out whether or not Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott secretly got married without bothering to tell anyone.
The internet is currently ALIVE with theories about Travis and Kylie's relationship, but speculation about their marital status dates all the way back to March 2018. Mostly because that's how long Kylie's been trolling us. Here's a helpful guide to the many, many, m-a-n-y times she and Travis implied that they're already married-and what all the clues mean.
March 2, 2018
Ahhhh, March 2. The fated day Kylie shared one of the first photos of Stormi to Instagram, kicking off what I will henceforth call #SecretWeddingGate. And it's all thanks to one little gold band:
my angel baby is 1 month old today
A post shared by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Mar 1, 2018 at 2:50pm PST
Actually, lemme go ahead and zoom because that picture showed nothing:
Naturally, fans freaked out because that sure looks like a wedding band-but HAHAHAH, little did they know what else was coming.
April 29, 2018
Behold, the day Kylie was spotted wandering the streets of Calabasas, this time with multiple diamond rings on ~that~ finger:
Oh, and she hit social to post a video of said rings, just to make sure no one missed them:
A post shared by Kylie Fan Account (@kyliesnapchat) on Apr 28, 2018 at 12:30pm PDT
Cool cool cool. Cut to the internet all:
October 7, 2018
In a move no one was emotionally prepared for, Kylie uploaded a video of Travis to Instagram Stories, casually calling him "hubby" in the process:
Like...WAS THIS A WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT? OR JUST A NICKNAME? The people needed answers, and lol, nope, they didn't get them.
October 15, 2018
Kylie, now fully trolling us all, posted footage of some random pile of pink petals Travis deposited in her hallway. And peep the caption 'cause whoops, she did it again:
just because flowers are the best kind?????? thank u hubby
A post shared by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Oct 15, 2018 at 12:57pm PDT
December 3, 2018
Kylie took her trolling up a notch with an Instagram of her and Trav, both wearing wedding day white, with a ring emoji perched atop their heads:
Here's a casual sampling of the fan reaction:
So Kylie & Travis are married?
- Keya (@kshantile) December 4, 2018
Low key been thinking Kylie & Travis are engaged ?? they better be!
- Zinhle Mqadi (@ZinhleMqadi1) December 3, 2018
I swearrrrrr Kylie & Travis got married on the sneak @KylieJenner @trvisXX
- ????♀? (@iLiveFor_Court) December 3, 2018
January 6, 2019
Kylie posted yet another Instagram prominently featuring a massive diamond solitaire that looked unmistakably like an engagement ring:
A post shared by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Jan 5, 2019 at 1:04pm PST
Like...KYLIE. Why are you doing this to us?
January 17, 2019
Kim, Kourtney, and Khloé showed up on Watch What Happens Live and promptly were asked when Kylie and Travis are getting engaged. They proceeded to act incredibly awk. Naturally, everyone assumed they were covering up the truth, and this photo is all the evidence you need:
January 23, 2019
Kylie decided to f*ck with everyone some more, posting a sexy Instagram with the caption "extra?o a mi esposo." And what does that mean in English, pray tell? "I miss my husband," guys. THAT is what it means.
A post shared by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Jan 22, 2019 at 4:13pm PST
So, where does that leave us today? IDK. Kylie and Travis are either married, engaged, the world's biggest trolls, or none of the above. On that note:
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