Men Should Never Make Decisions About A Woman's Body, And These 33 Comments From Men Are Exactly Why

Note: This post contains mentions of sexual assault.

1. This guy thought there was a "flash of energy" that creates a person from an egg as soon as the sperm reaches it.

Actual comment on a friend’s FB post regarding the downfall of Roe v. Wade. I like to imagine this dude thinks they stuck an actual VHS camera in a woman to record this “energy.” from NotHowGirlsWork

2. This person thought people can tell they're pregnant after just days.

Do men really not know how long it takes to be able to take a pregnancy test?? from badwomensanatomy

3. This man thought ovum had SHELLS on them.

Oh boy... from NotHowGirlsWork

4. This guy thought "by and large births are painless."

Have you ever given birth dude? from badwomensanatomy

5. This guy didn't realize that everyone has at least one X chromosome — and that people AFAB have two.

Women don’t. Moron from NotHowGirlsWork

6. This person thought vaginas had melanin receptors.

First time on 4chan, 2min in and this pop up from NotHowGirlsWork

7. This person thought that breastfeeding your child causes them to experience sexual arousal.

breastfeeding your baby daughters turns them into lesbians from NotHowGirlsWork

8. This person thought women who have difficulty climaxing should blame the "plaque buildup" from eating animal byproducts.

I'm sorry... what? from NotHowGirlsWork

9. This person thought masturbation causes menstruation.

periods are just masturbation injuries apparently from NotHowGirlsWork

10. This guy apparently thought a woman miscarried in his mouth???

Saw this in r/thathappened ?? from NotHowGirlsWork

11. This person knew nothing about TSS.

I’m so glad we have people like this dude to explain periods to us. from NotHowGirlsWork

12. This person thought boobs have no function besides sex appeal.

Found on r/facepalm… from NotHowGirlsWork

13. This person thought being horny causes lactation.

?? from NotHowGirlsWork

14. This person didn't realize you can get your period in middle school.

If you listen in Healt Class, you don’t need sanitary products from NotHowGirlsWork

15. Neither did this guy.

Found in the wild, apparently somebody didn’t listen to health class from badwomensanatomy

16. And this person thought 13-year-olds shouldn't use tampons.

Virgin girls don’t use tampons from NotHowGirlsWork

17. This person thought you literally couldn't, and that tampons are also unsanitary.

You can't use a tampon if you're a virgin, because of your virgin thingy from badwomensanatomy

18. This man thought marriage changes a woman's genetic code.

Her uncle does not understand how sexism works... from NotHowGirlsWork

19. This person thought cheating while pregnant caused miscarriages.

what the... from NotHowGirlsWork

20. This guy spewed a bunch of nonsense about menstruation.

Periods from NotHowGirlsWork

21. And this guy also spewed nonsense, this time about vaginas.

Reddit man explains how vaginas work from NotHowGirlsWork

22. This person thought women have the urge to kill their baby after giving birth.

I don’t know what to say.. from NotHowGirlsWork

23. This person thought women ejaculated their eggs.

Found one in the wild, genuinely dumbfound at this! from badwomensanatomy

24. This person spewed some super problematic, incorrect nonsense about rape not creating pregnancies.

What kind of sick person still believes this garbage? from NotHowGirlsWork

25. This person thought the clitoris was a hole.

Not quite how that works from NotHowGirlsWork

26. This guy thought everyone's period came at the end of the month.

"This is why I can't talk about feminism with you" from badwomensanatomy

27. This person thought it was impossible to have a healthy child in you thirties because eggs "expire like milk."

“Expires like milk” from badwomensanatomy

28. This man thought "man-like behaviors" caused women to shave and use skincare products.

That's... simply not true. from badwomensanatomy

29. This guy thought ovaries were not only reachable with his penis, but that it was enjoyable to penetrate them.

Please touch my ovaries. from badwomensanatomy

30. This person said that after women have sex for the first time that their uterus shows through their stomach because it's full of sperm.

Sperm theory from badwomensanatomy

31. This person thought peeing after sex prevented pregnancy.

My mannn from badwomensanatomy

32. This man had a bit of trouble understanding both the function and spelling of the fallopian tube.

Mans past the clit, he wants to conquer the gallopan tube?? from badwomensanatomy

33. And finally, this guy thought people who menstruate could control their periods.

Yea sorry let me just empty out my vagina if all it’s blood before work from badwomensanatomy

What's the most clueless thing a man has said to you about your body? Let us know in the comments!