Paris Hilton Accidentally Left Her Fiancé at Curb
Paris Hilton and her fine-ass fiancé, Chris Zylka, were at LAX on Thursday night, and everything was going fine and dandy until the car with Paris drove off without Chris in it!
Oh well, at least she'll have her enormous $2 million dollar rock to keep her warm at night!?
The Daily Mail has the footage, and it's. Well, it's delightful.
And yes - I know it's not Paris driving, but it's the spirit of the thing! The driver was all, "Precious cargo is secure. Let's MOVE!" and then... oops!
I relate, Chris. My husband once left me in a HomeGoods store, and that was very much on purpose because he did not want to look at another throw pillow made from Grimace's corpse - you know, all fuzzy and purple and ADORABLE. I wish this were a joke, and I know it sounds like it's out of some 1980's "woman be shoppin'!" shitty stand-up, but it is what it is, and it's my Truth.
My love to both of these beautiful creatures, and next time, get in the car first, Chris. It's the only way!
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