Get Ready for Halloween With These 50 'Hocus Pocus' Quotes
Come, we fly!
Fall is pumpkin spice and everything nice, but if you've ever even remotely cared about Halloween, then you know the importance of binge-watching Hocus Pocus every day leading up to October 31.
The Sanderson Sisters (Winifred, Sarah and Mary), Max, Allison, and Thackery Binx are the most iconic Halloween movie characters of all time. You've got magic, you've got sass, you've got a teenage virgin who lit the fated Black Flamed Candle. What more could you want in a Halloween movie? Oh—zombies, talking black cats, and a magical book? Yeah, Hocus Pocus has all that, too!
Whether you're channeling your inner witch or need something fun to get you through a dreary October day, these quotes from Hocus Pocus will put the pep in your step, the Ha! in your Halloween. Keep reading for the 50 best quotes from Hocus Pocus.
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1. "It's all just a bunch of hocus pocus." —Max
2. "I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle." —Thackery Binx
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3. "It's a full moon tonight. That's why all the weirdos are out." —Dani
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4. "Oh, look! Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!" —Winifred Sanderson
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5. "I put a spell on you and now you're mine." —Winifred Sanderson
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6. "Goodbye cruel world." —Winifred Sanderson
7. "You lit the Black Flamed Candle?" —Cop
8. "Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?" —Winifred Sanderson
9. "It doesn't matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You're the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!" —Dani
10. "You know, I've always wanted a child. Now I think I'll have one... on toast!" —Winifred Sanderson
11. "Wench! Trollop! You bucktoothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!" —Billy Butcherson
12. "Damn, damn, damn! Double damn." —Winifred Sanderson
13. "I love you, jerkface." —Dani
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14. "Dead man's toe! Dead man's toe! Dead! Dead! Dead!" —Sarah Sanderson
15. "Sisters, we've been gone 300 years." —Winifred Sanderson
16. "I am beautiful! Boys will love me!" —Sarah Sanderson
17. "It reeks of children!" —Mary Sanderson
18. "Well, fancy! We desire children." —Winifred Sanderson
19. "Bubble, bubble. I'm in trouble!" —Bus Driver
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20. "Oh, cheese and crust! He's lost his head. Damn that Thackery Binx!" —Winifred Sanderson
21. "'Tis firm! 'Tis firm as stone!" —Sarah Sanderson
22. "I need one of those instant ice packs. You girls are giving me a fever!" —Bus Driver
23. "Don't get your knickers in a twist! We're just three kindly old spinster ladies." —Winifred Sanderson
24. "It's the chocolate-covered finger of a man named Clark!" —Mary Sanderson
25. "I killed you once. I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasance! Hang onto your heads!" —Winifred Sanderson
26. "We're young!" —Mary Sanderson
27. "Say what you want! Just don't breathe on me." —Max
28. "Farewell, mortal bus boy!" —Sarah Sanderson
29. "Sisters, Satan has married Medusa. See the snakes in her hair." —Mary Sanderson
30. "I'll always take care of you, and my children will take care of you too, and their children after that, and their children after that. Forever and ever." —Dani
31. "Welcome to High School Hell." —Max
32. "They're very health-conscious in Los Angeles." —Ernie "Ice"
33. "Therefore, it stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear? That we must find the book, brew the potion, and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise. Otherwise, it's curtains. We evaporate! We cease to exist! Dost thou comprehend?" —Winifred Sanderson
34. "He's a good zombie." —Max
35. "You want to smash some pumpkins?" —Jay
36. "Please don't be sad for me." —Thackery Binx
37. "Well, I don't know. Cat's got my tongue." —Winifred Sanderson
38. "I shall always be with you." —Thackery Binx
39. "Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose." —Max
40. "You hags! There are not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!" —Thackery Binx
41. "Well, it says to to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends." —Allison
42. "Fine, but everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It's a conspiracy." —Max
43. "Shove it, Satan!" —Master's Wife
44. "It is a prison for children." —Winifred Sanderson
45. "Aren't you broads a little bit old to be trick or treating?" —Master's Wife
46. "We'll be younger in the morning." —Winifred Sanderson
47. "Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok!" —Sarah Sanderson
48. "I call it a bus." —Bus Driver
49. "Come little children/I'll take thee away/Into a land of enchantment/Come little children, the times come to play/Here in my garden of magic." —Sarah Sanderson
50. "Come, we fly!" —Winifred Sanderson
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