The New ‘Robin Hood’ Teaser Is Here & There’s Nary a Tight-Wearing Dude in Sight

Erase the memory of Disney’s tunic-wearing fox Robin Hood from your mind, because there’s a new merry plunderer in town and he’s never looked quite like this. 

The first teaser trailer for Lionsgate’s Robin Hood just dropped, and it seems like a longer episode of Game of Thrones with zero sex scenes and lots more arrows. (A Jamie Dornan trailer with no sex scenes? Come on.)

The upcoming film centers on Robin of Loxley (Taron Egerton), a crusader out to take down the English monarchy. In hopes of turning the plebe population against the corrupt royals (don’t worry, Prince George. Not you), he bands together with a Moorish commander named Little John (Jamie Foxx) who teaches him the way around a bow and arrow. Thus, Robin Hood and his Merry Men are born. (But where are the men in tights?)

Robin Hood also stars IRL Christian Gray Dornan (Will Scarlet), Ben Mendelsohn (Sheriff of Nottingham), Eve Hewson (Maid Marian) and Tim Minchin (Friar Tuck). The Otto Bathurst (Margot) directed movie hits theaters November 21. 

Um, anyone else wish Lil Jon was the one playing Little John? Okayyyy.

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