I Seriously Can't Stop Laughing At These Extremely Hilarious And Specific Online Shopping Fails

Imagine, my friends, if you will, ordering something online and receiving...

1.An HD television for ants:

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2.The world's scariest mask:

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3.This year's hottest film:

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4.A stylish pair of boots for your index and middle finger

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5.Baby Yoda's beloved relative, Cousin Yooba:

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6.The biblical Goliath's new Airpod pros:

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7.A Pickle Rick who's seen some things...terrible things:

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8.A Christmas branch:

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9.A beautifully crafted candle holder delicately made by someone riding the Wicked Cyclone rollercoaster at Six Flags New England:

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10.A beautiful nightstand to store mayhaps a single grain of rice:

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11.The perfect work glove for all sorts of manual labor:

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12.A fridge fit for a (very, very tiny) king:

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13.The OTHER scariest mask in existence:

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14.The best senior shirt ever:

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15.What just might be the world's biggest ladle:

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16.This absolutely spot-on bear mask:

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17.AirPods with a very tender message:

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18.The most polite jersey there ever was:

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19.JosƩ Altuve's cleats:

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20.A classic Star Trek / DHL shirt mix-up:

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21.The tiniest little scratchin' post:

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22.The world's longest pair of shorts:

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23.Thanos' infinity heel:

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24.The hoylest of bibles:

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25.The perfect reading lamp for one single word of text:

A lamp smaller than someone's phone

26.A big ol' stinkin' container of goop:

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27.[Alanis Morissette voice] 75 pounds of lubricant when all you want is some soup:

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28.A rug for YOUR feet and YOUR feet ONLY:

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29.Business cards from an extremely prestigious university:

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30.A great pen if you work at a company called "Please Use Uploaded Logo," but not so much if you work anywhere else:

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31.A simply stunning banner:

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32.Everyone's favorite soccer player:

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33.An absolutely fantastic logo:

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34.A wonderful name for a baby:

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Twitter

35.Mom's important message of gratitude:

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36.A, let's be honest, kinda wordy glass:

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37.And, finally, insult to injury from the person who sold you some garbaggio:

Quite frankly, the most devastating