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Your Sex Horoscope for the Weekend

Jake Register
Photo credit: Getty/Nastia Kobza
Photo credit: Getty/Nastia Kobza

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Your sexoscope for the week of July 26 to August 1:

Aries

If you’re single:

The sensual Taurus Moon tonight makes any action you get feel especially fire, and the chatty Gemini Moon for the rest of the weekend promises that you can easily get your hookup’s number in case you want to go for a second round later! Leo season is über romantic for your sign, BTW, and Venus, planet of love, enters Leo this weekend as well, so your love life is ~popping~ for the next few weeks!

If you haven’t DTR:

The Taurus Moon tonight means you and your almost-boo are having a blast in bed, and the Gemini Moon for most of this weekend is perf for flirting with your hookup and getting to know them outside of the bedroom. If you want to DTR soon, good news: Mercury Retrograde ends this week, and Venus enters your chart’s zone of romance and sex for the next three, so now’s the perfect time!

If you’ve been together forever:

Mercury Retrograde is over this week! Hallelujah! It’s hot-and-bothered Leo season, so why not celebrate by having some bomb ass makeup sex with your boo? Expect any drama and conflama between you and your partner to settle down soon, oh and BTW, Venus entering Leo this weekend makes for the perfect astro weather to make your love life thrive more than ever!

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Taurus

If you’re single:

Tonight’s perfect to get it in, because the Moon’s in your sign and Venus is finishing up its transit of Cancer, meaning that your flirting game is basically at its best. Venus enters Leo on Saturday, in your chart’s zone of quietness and home life, but that doesn’t mean you’re getting any less action—you’re just more in the mood to Netflix and chill with your hookups over going to the bar.

If you haven’t DTR:

You’re craving a heart-to-heart with your FWB tonight, and any feels you’ve caught for them are coming out—same with any they have for you, too. Venus enters Leo on Saturday, which makes for the perfect astro-weather to define the relationship if you’re ready, because it makes you want to commit and feel romantic, not just hit it and quit it anymore.

If you’ve been together forever:

If Mercury Retrograde has made your life at home with your boo a living nightmare, don’t worry—it finally ends this week! Venus entering Leo on Saturday makes any issues in your relationship easier to patch up, because you’re more lovey-dovey and willing to be romantic, and the emotional sensitivity from the past few weeks of Venus in Cancer starts to disappear. You made it through this hellish month, and things are finally looking back up again!

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Gemini

If you’re single:

Tonight finds you feeling pretty meh and you’re not really in the mood to go out, but once the Moon enters your sign on Saturday, you’re feeling social as ever! Venus enters flirty Leo on Saturday, too, in your chart’s zone of communication, so any probs picking up hotties from the past few weeks are going away and you’re at the top of your game—so head out and find someone sexy to mack on!

If you haven’t DTR:

If your situationship survived July’s Mercury Retrograde and Venus in whiny Cancer, congratulations! Venus entering Leo this weekend means that you’re texting and Facetiming your FWB. All. The. Time. You can’t get enough of being cute and flirty with them. It’s not the best astro-weather for commitment, but you’re not one for settling down, anyway—so flirt away, and don’t feel guilty if you’d rather f*ck around with other people for now.

If you’ve been together forever:

Cancer season is finally over, and Venus exits Cancer to move into Leo on Saturday—aka, you’re not drowning in feels all the time anymore! You have like, a billion personalities that come out based on your mood, and now that the astro-weather is more upbeat and fun for your sign, you can kiss and make up with your partner for any hurtful words you might have said when your angry/mopey/etc. side came out over the past few weeks.

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Cancer

If you’re single:

Tonight’s the final night that Venus is in your sign, and the Moon in Taurus is making you feel social and sexy AF, so head out and get your flirt on, Cancer! Whether you’re just looking for a hottie to take home or just want to flirt and get a few people’s numbers, the stars are 200% on your side. The rest of the week is, eh, okay, but the good news is Mercury Retrograde ends on Wednesday—finally!

If you haven’t DTR:

Tonight you want to come out of your shell and head to the club, even if it means leaving your dick appointment in the dust for a (probably way more) fun time with your squad. JSYK, if you’re ditching your FWB tonight, don’t expect a text back for the rest of the weekend, because they might feel salty over it. It’s NBD, though—this week’s astrology is perfect for having fun with friends, so don’t worry. Your almost-boo will come back around once Mercury Retrograde ends Wednesday.

If you’ve been together forever:

After spending the past few weeks in your sign, Venus, planet of love, pleasure, and beauty, enters Leo on Saturday. That doesn’t mean you’re getting less action with your partner per se, but it does mean that more money is being attracted to you over the extra romance and sexytimes from the past few weeks. Why not splurge on some fun toys or lingerie? It’s Leo season, the hottest time of year, so boosting your sex life with some shiny new handcuffs is defs the move.

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Leo

If you’re single:

Happy birth month, Leo! If you’re feeling extra hot this weekend, it’s not just you—Venus, planet of love, pleasure, and beauty, enters your sign on Saturday, so your sex appeal skyrockets and you’re basically a babe magnet for the next three weeks. This, plus Mercury Retrograde finally ending this week, means that you’re getting more action in your love life than you have in months—enjoy!

If you haven’t DTR:

The astrology this weekend is literally perfect for some bangin’ birthday (or pre-birthday–this whole month feels like your b-day) sex with your boo, Leo. Venus rules romance and pleasure, and it enters your sign on Saturday, making you look and feel sexier than ever. Buy some new lingerie to wear when your boo drops by this weekend, and watch their jaw hit the floor once they see how gd HOT you look!

If you’ve been together forever:

You’re in luck, Leo—lovely Venus enters your sign on Saturday, just in time for your birthday! Be as extra as you want and insist on your partner balling out on a kickass, super romantic date this weekend, followed by toe-curling boning that leaves both of you seeing stars. With Mercury Retrograde ending on Wednesday, too, Leo season is finally looking up, and now you can celebrate your b-day month however you want!

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Virgo

If you’re single:

Tonight’s your best option for getting laid, Virgo. Venus in Cancer plus the Moon in Taurus makes you shed the shy attitude you normally have in favor of a more outgoing demeanor, so attracting your next hookup is super easy. Make sure you save their number though, because once Venus enters Leo on Saturday, new additions to your love life become way way less likely, unfortunately.

If you haven’t DTR:

Mercury Retrograde for the past few weeks pushed you to smooth out any wrinkles in your situationship to make sure you’re positive that you were happy with your almost-boo, and it finally ends this week! Don’t bank on your love life magically becoming perfect, though—Venus entering Leo on Saturday means way less action coming your way as far as love and sex go. This could mean your FWB says “see ya” and dips, but it could also mean that you have to wait just a few more weeks before they decide they want to make things official with you.

If you’ve been together forever:

After the past few weeks of Venus in Cancer helping you strengthen your relationships (especially the ones you have with your squad), the planet of love enters Leo on Saturday. Your love life quiets way down and you’re being seen with your boo less, because there are still leftover relationship issues you didn’t address in July that need to be taken care of before you both feel 100% again.

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Libra

If you’re single:

This weekend, this month’s crazy stress from work is lifted, your schedule frees up, and you’re feeling way better with Leo season’s vibes, so go out and party! Venus enters Leo on Saturday, which marks the start of three weeks where you’re standing out (in the best way), and getting asked out by every hottie you so much as glance at. Basically, your life is pulling a 180o turn and tons of action is headed your way!

If you haven’t DTR:

It’s Leo season (plus, Venus enters Leo as well on Saturday) which is the time of year where you’re making new connections left and right and you’re the most popular person around. Tons of hotties hitting you up that might seem way better than your current squeeze… If you’re looking to be friends sans benefits with your FWB, this weekend’s astro weather is good for breaking the news. If you’re happy with your situationship, no worries—you’ll just have to figure out how to stop feeling tempted by all the new cuties trying to flirt with you!

If you’ve been together forever:

Venus leaves Cancer this weekend, and Mercury Retrograde ends on Wednesday, which means great things for your love life, Libra! You and your partner likely had some uh-oh moments where you weren’t on the same page re: the future of your relationship, and those are finally clearing up now. This astro-weather is great for talking and compromising where you want your life together to go, and if you think now’s a good time to start talking about moving in or marriage, trust your gut—you’re right this time.

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Scorpio

If you’re single:

The Taurus Moon tonight brings sensual vibes that make you want to pair up with someone hot and get it on, and the vibes of Leo season make you stand out in the crowd effortlessly, so if you want to go out and find someone to mack on, tonight’s your night! Venus enters Leo on Saturday, making work relationships a bigger priority, but there’s also the chance of Venus in Leo attracting a total DILF over the next few weeks—if you weren’t into dad bods before, you might be soon!

If you haven’t DTR:

Mercury Retrograde may have found you struggling over whether or not you wanted to define the relationship or not, but guess what: it finally ends this week! That, plus Venus entering Leo (your chart’s zone of reputation and status) on Saturday spells out the perfect astrology for deciding whether or not you want to make things “official” with your almost-bae. Just a heads up: They might actually approach you before you work up the courage to ask them!

If you’ve been together forever:

Tonight = BIG Netflix and chill energy with you and your partner, thanks to the calm, sensual Taurus Moon. Leo Season is all about work, work, work for your sign, so try and enjoy your time at home with your boo as much as possible. Venus enters Leo on Saturday, aka work becomes an even bigger focus, but when you’re not clocked in, you're both taking your love life more seriously now. Big capital-“T” Talks about moving in together, marriage, starting a family, etc. are incoming, so get ready!

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Sagittarius

If you’re single:

Tonight = boring AF but the rest of the weekend is totally thrilling for you, Sagittarius! The Gemini Moon starting on Saturday revs up your sex drive and pushes you out of the house and down to the bar to meet some cuties and get their numbers, and Venus entering Leo that same day makes your love life feel like a total adventure for the next few weeks! Someone that isn’t local (read: someone with a sexy accent) may roll through and catch your eye, so you better catch ‘em before they’re gone!

If you haven’t DTR:

July pushed you to explore your thoughts around intimacy, commitment, and emotional connections, so the place your situationship is at now vs. a few weeks ago is very different, isn’t it? This weekend, Venus leaves moody Cancer and flies into your fellow fire sign, Leo, and you want to start something new in your love life. This might mean breaking things off with your current hookup and seeing new people, or it could mean upgrading to a more serious relationship.

If you’ve been together forever:

über emotional Venus in Cancer joins the party in Leo this weekend, and the serious tone in your love life turns around and feels fun again! It’s like the spark between you two is reignited, and you’re playing around, flirting, and feeling great together all weekend long. Venus in Leo makes you want to try new things in bed, so buy some toys, try a new position, or maybe even add a third person to the mix—whatever sounds the most fun to you.

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Capricorn

If you’re single:

If July found your love life lacking in action, tonight’s astrology helps you make up for it—the Taurus Moon in your chart’s zone of romance, sex, and fun plus Venus spending its last day in Cancer means that your chances of finding someone sexy are way higher than they have been all month long! Even if you’re just looking for a quick fling, don’t be surprised if the person you get lucky with tonight ends up coming back around for round two (or maybe a date?) later this week!

If you haven’t DTR:

The eclipses this month low-key tore your chart to shreds, especially in the zone of relationships, so if your situationship is still in one piece after all the drama, congratulations! The Taurus Moon tonight makes you feel super horny (even a little romantic?) and gives you the stamina to pound away all of this month’s stress with your hookup. Plus, Mercury Retrograde ending on Wednesday means that you can finally start that “what are we?” talk—if you’re ready, that is.

If you’ve been together forever:

After all the drama going on in your chart’s relationship zone this month, you’ll be happy to hear that the worst of it is finally over! Venus joins the Leo season party on Saturday, joining the Sun and activating your chart’s zone of intimacy, and Mercury Retrograde turning around and moving the right way again in your chart’s relationship zone on Wednesday means that you’re able to easily patch up any leftover problems with your partner and move on together.

Aquarius

If you’re single:

Tonight’s pretty quiet for your sign, but Saturday is a totally different story—not only is the Moon in Gemini activating your chart’s love/sex zone, but Venus moves into Leo, your chart’s relationship zone, making this weekend perfect for getting some much-needed action after such a stressful month! You’re feeling upbeat, confident and flirtatious, and the next few weeks are basically giving your love life the glow-up it needs.

If you haven’t DTR:

Tonight’s vibe = Netflix and chill with your FWB—but you’re feeling so worn out that maybe you’re just actually watching Netflix and going to sleep. Saturday’s Gemini Moon (plus Venus entering your chart’s relationship zone!) makes you feel pre-e-etty turned on, though, so as soon as you wake up you’re climbing your boo like a tree and spending as much time as you can in bed with them!

If you’ve been together forever:

The Sun in Leo, warming up your chart’s relationship zone, activates Uranus, planet of surprises this week, Aquarius—so your love life is in for something big! They might pull out some moves in bed that make you surprised that someone else could make you feel so good in such a weird way, or maybe they’ll surprise you with a proposal, start a talk about moving in together, or something equally major!

Pisces

If you’re single:

Hit up your crush or your latest Tinder match if you’re looking for a good time tonight, Pisces! It’s the final night of Venus in Cancer, aka the last night to get lucky before your love life basically gets put on hold in favor of your work relationships. In fact, all of Leo season is pulling your focus towards your job, unfortunately, so make tonight count!

If you haven’t DTR:

Tonight’s great for your love life, Pisces. If you’re feeling romantic, be romantic! If you just wanna use the Taurus Moon’s sensual vibes to have extra-steamy sex, go for it! This is the last night for the rest of Leo season where you’re able to just ~have fun~ and fool around with your FWB, because your job is becoming a way bigger priority starting this week. If you’re trying to define the relationship and take things a little more seriously, however, then the next few weeks could be perfect for you.

If you’ve been together forever:

This weekend is super relaxing and great for you to spend time with your boo—especially tonight, since it’s the last night that Venus will be in your chart’s love and sex zone for another year. On Saturday it moves into Leo, your chart’s zone of work, so your job becomes a big focus. Leo is also your chart’s zone of routine, though, so you can take the next few weeks to look at your relationship and how it runs day-to-day—what works? What doesn’t? What do you love to do with your partner, and what always makes you fight? It’s not a super romantic week, but you can get a lot of shit done at least!

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